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Main Spirit of the coin?

2007-12-02T20:06:00.001-08:00

Dengar smpai last2..ada apa?ada apa?

http://www.mediafire.com/?ahw1mctekj5

Heroes S2EP8 Four Months Ago...

2007-11-14T07:13:00.000-08:00

Subtitles Bahasa Melayu
http://www.mediafire.com/?dtmezxuwm1x

Sinopsis

Peter Petrelli teleports back to Montreal from the future. Suddenly, Peter hears a noise and, on instinct, fires a lightning bolt at the source. A hand pops out of the shadows and absorbs the lightning bolt, healing itself in the process. Adam Monroe then steps out. He is puzzled as to why Peter doesn't remember him, but then realizes that the Haitian must have taken his memory. Adam then urges Peter to remember. He says that Peter has the same power as himself; he can regenerate. He can use his regeneration powers to repair the brain cells that have been lost due to the Haitian. Peter then takes out the picture that he has of him and another man. Adam says that this man is his brother, Nathan. Peter suddenly flashes back to the events of four months prior—November 8th, 2006: the day of the explosion.

Four months earlier at Kirby Plaza, Nathan flies Peter up into the air to prevent him from exploding in the heart of New York City. Peter urges Nathan to let go of him, as Nathan would not be able to survive Peter's radiation emission. Peter would explode safely away from everyone else as Nathan flew away unharmed. Nathan hesitates for too long, and his body starts to suffer from Peter's radiation. He finally lets go and drifts away, but he is too slow, and Peter explodes right before him. The force blows Nathan back, and he starts to fall to the ground, unconscious. Peter then flies in unharmed, grabs Nathan, and flies him to a hospital. He urges the doctors there to take care of him. A police officer then comes in, presumably to interrogate Peter about what happened to Nathan. The officer is distracted, however, and Peter uses this opportunity to turn invisible and escape unnoticed. As Peter leaves the hospital, Bob and Elle appear out of nowhere, and Elle knocks Peter to the ground with a bolt of lightning, rendering him unconscious. Bob is disdainful and asks Elle if a full blast was really necessary. Elle smiles and says "He can take it."

Meanwhile, at Roosevelt Hospital, Niki and Micah are informed by Dr. Brooks that D.L.'s surgery is successful.

In Santo Domingo, Dominican Republic, Alejandro has just gotten married to Gloria. As Alejandro and Gloria run out of the church, Maya watches them with a look of contempt on her face. Later, at the reception, Maya admits that she doesn't know Gloria well enough because it has just been four months since Alejandro and Gloria met. Upon seeing Gloria dancing with her ex-boyfriend Gilberto, Maya rushes off in distress. She starts to cry, and a single black tear falls from her eye, but she brushes it away. Maya then hears moaning from inside a shack. She enters the shack and is shocked to find Alejandro's bride kissing Gilberto. She is outraged and screams at Gloria, but Gilberto pins Maya to the door and warns her not to tell anyone. Maya is defiant and asks him "and what if I do?" He then starts to choke Maya. Suddenly, the bride's eyes turn black, and so do Gilberto's. They both collapse to the ground. Maya's eyes are black as well, but she does not fall to the ground. She is shocked at what has just happened, and looks at herself in the mirror to find black tears streaming from her eyes. She runs out of the shack and is shocked to see piles of dead bodies in the street where the reception was held. There is no sign of life anywhere on the street, except for Maya, until Alejandro comes rushing towards her. He seems unaffected by Maya's black tears. Sobbing, Maya tells Alejandro that she might have killed all these people, and is puzzled as to why Alejandro is not hurt either. The two then flee the reception, leaving all of the dead bodies behind.

Peter wakes up in Bob's office at the Company's facility when Elle shocks him with tiny lightning bolts. He immediately asks Bob and Elle where Nathan is. Bob assures Peter that Nathan is safe, but his situations is dire. They then say that as long as Peter is not in control of his powers, he is a danger to everyone around him, so they used the Haitian's power to prevent Peter from using his powers—at least temporarily. Bob then says that the Company is working on a cure for Peter's powers, and that he will never have to worry about hurting anyone again.
Nathan is a little worse for wear after the explosion.
Nathan is a little worse for wear after the explosion.

Nathan wakes up in a hospital room to find his mother, Angela Petrelli, at his bedside. The first thing he asks about is Peter. Angela says that he's missing, but that Nathan is lucky to be alive. Nathan then lifts his hospital bed to look at himself in the mirror. Angela hesitates, but relents, and Nathan sees his horrific, irradiated reflection in the mirror.

Niki and Micah see D.L. for the first time after his surgery. They are rejoiced to see him alive and well, but Niki tells the doctor that she doesn't have insurance, and can't pay for D.L.'s surgery. The doctor assures her that everything is taken care of, thanks to Bob, who walks in. Bob then says to Niki that no mention of what happened at Kirby Plaza is in the papers at all. Bob then says that he has a cure for Niki—a cure that will get rid of Jessica. He then says that in order for him to give her this cure, she would have to leave her family and come to the Company.

Elle is giving Peter a haircut in the Company building. She tells Peter to take what she calls "Haitian pills" every day to suppress his powers. She then starts to leave, but shocks him on the head right before she exits, saying that the shocks would hurt at first, but Peter "would get used to it... and then [he'll] like it." She leaves, leaving Peter alone in his cell. He then hears a voice coming from a vent in the wall. It is the voice of Adam Monroe.

One month has passed, and Micah is celebrating his eleventh birthday with his parents. Niki tells Micah to make a wish, and Micah says that he wishes for his family to be the "Fantastic Four... minus one." He suggests that he rig the car radio to pick up police reports, and they could go fight crime together. D.L. says it's not possible but he has got a decent job and will become Micah's hero. After the party is over, Niki pours the pills from Bob that would supposedly help with her multiple personality disorder down the drain.

Back in the Company's facility, Adam remarks that he has known Peter for a month, yet he has never told him his name. Peter tells Adam his name.

Another month has passed, and Peter is in his cell when Elle comes in. Peter says that he's not in a mood, but Elle says that she'll "up the dose." Peter relents, and Elle shocks his fingers as part of some "sadistic lightning" ritual. Elle then tells Peter about her miserable past. After she leaves, Adam warns Peter that he should keep away from Elle. Peter says that he doesn't want anything from Elle except the drugs. Adam then says that the "cure" that the Company is giving him does nothing at all, and that they were still perfecting the "cure" when he arrived at the Company thirty years ago. Peter doesn't believe him, saying that the Company was created to help people like them. Adam then says that the place that they're in isn't a facility: it's a prison.
Elle fulfills her sadistic urge by zapping Peter.
Elle fulfills her sadistic urge by zapping Peter.

Angela is at Nathan's hospital again, and she accidentally walks in on Heidi and Nathan sharing a private moment. She apologizes for her intrusion and leaves. Heidi then follows Angela, and tells her about Nathan's "conspiracy" to blow up New York with Peter. Angela then tells Heidi that there is a dark secret in the Petrelli family. She says that Nathan inherited his own delusions of grandeur from his late father. She then tells Heidi to keep the secret, and Heidi agrees.

Niki is at her house, practicing a car sales pitch in front of the mirror for her first day as a car salesman. D.L. tells Niki that he is so proud of her, and leaves to take Micah to school. Behind Niki, a voice tells her that she should have taken the pills. Niki is surprised by Jessica's return, but the voice tells her that she is not Jessica but Gina, who is actually an alias Niki used when she was living in Los Angeles. Gina then traps Niki in the mirror and leaves her behind.

In the Company building, Peter asks Bob if he can see his family, but Bob says it is not possible at the moment. Bob then leaves Peter behind, who asks him if he's ever getting out of his cell. Adam reminds Peter that the cell is a prison. Adam then says that he will be able to save Nathan. He says that just a small amount of his blood could help heal Nathan, even after everything Peter has put him through.

D.L. is now a firefighter, and is sent to put out a house fire. A distressed mother pleads with the firefighters to save her daughter who is still in the burning house. D.L. then goes back into the burning house, using his phasing powers to pass through the fires unharmed. He saves the girl and gives her back to her mother. Later, D.L. comes home to find Micah watching video footage of D.L.'s save of the little girl on television, and says that his father really is a hero. D.L. then asks Micah where his mother is, and he says that she hasn't come home yet. D.L. then goes into Niki's room to find a message on the mirror, written in what appears to be lipstick: "Gone to LA! C-ya!"

Another month has passed. Peter is in his cell when Elle comes in. Peter is puzzled that Elle doesn't shock him. Elle asks Peter if he wants her to, and he grabs her and pulls her onto the bed. Elle reaches for Peter's hand to shock it, but Peter kisses her instead. Elle shocks Peter with her own lips, and Peter gets up to take the ersatz pills. When Elle leaves, Peter spits out the pills and flushes them down the toilet. Adam tells Peter to try using his powers to escape, as he hadn't taken the pills for five days. Peter concentrates on the wall separating his cell and Adam's, and he manages to phase through it. Peter meets Adam face to face for the first time since they met, and remarks that Adam's been holding up pretty well for a 400-year-old man. Peter and Adam prepare to leave to heal Nathan.

Alejandro finds Maya in a church in Zulia, Venezuela. Alejandro urges Maya to go home and brings forth a policeman. Maya gets emotional and her ability starts to manifest. The policeman and the Mother Superior fall prey to her ability until Alejandro grabs her hands and revives the victims. The two of them run to the exit.
D.L. Phases through a punch.
D.L. Phases through a punch.

Gina is at a nightclub snorting drugs and dancing with some men. D.L. then comes in and asks the security guard if he's seen Jessica. When D.L. finds Gina, he addresses her as Jessica, and Gina tells him to "guess again." One of the men dancing with Gina tells D.L. to get lost, but D.L. tells him to stay out of it. The man then tries to punch D.L., but his fist just passes through D.L.'s head. D.L. then lands a blow in the man's stomach, and he falls to the ground. D.L. shows Gina a family picture, and Niki is able to regain control of her body. As she leaves with D.L., Niki asks him how he was able to find her, and D.L. says that she can't get rid of him. Suddenly, out of nowhere, the man that D.L. punched appears and shoots D.L. in the chest at point-blank range. D.L.'s blood is splattered on Niki as she falls to the floor, paralyzed from shock.

Three weeks ago, and Micah, Damon, Monica, Nana, and Niki are at D.L.'s wake. Micah is holding D.L.'s Medal of Valor in his hands. Bob appears at the funeral and urges Niki to undergo the Company's treatment.
A furious Elle Blasts Peter with full force.
A furious Elle Blasts Peter with full force.

Adam and Peter finally arrive at Nathan's hospital bedside. Adam then takes some of his own blood and injects it into Nathan's IV. They are about to leave when, right before their eyes, Nathan starts to heal. Peter then sees the photo of him and Nathan on the bedside, and takes it with him.

At a New York shipping yard, Adam hands Peter his passport and an air ticket to Montreal. Elle and the Haitian find Peter and Adam attempting to flee. Adam tells Peter to meet him in the warehouse in Montreal, and they start to run in opposite directions, but Elle shoots them both with full blasts of lightning. Adam is thrown against a wall and falls to the ground, and Peter's clothes catch on fire and he too falls to the ground. Elle goes after Adam while she tells the Haitian to chase Peter. Peter takes off his burning shirt and runs from the Haitian, who is catching up to him. He climbs over a fence into a shipping yard with tons of shipping crates. In front of an open, empty shipping crate, the Haitian finally catches up to Peter, and he pushes him into the crate. He punches Peter and forces him to the ground, and Peter attempts to use one of his powers to protect himself, but the Haitian has already used his, and Peter's powers are inaccessible. The Haitian then forces Peter into one of the corners of the shipping crate, and then handcuffs him to it. The Haitian says that he will not bring Peter back to the Company. Instead, he will leave him here to protect him. The Haitian gives Peter his symbol necklace, and tells him that he is repaying a debt to Angela Petrelli by saving Peter. The Haitian then says his last words to Peter—"your secret is safe with me"—before he leans in and puts his hand to Peter's forehead and erases his memory. Peter screams in protest but finally hangs limp. The Haitian runs out, and the last thing Peter sees before darkness is the Haitian closing the shipping crate doors on him.

In the present day, Maya is driving Sylar and Alejandro through the American desert. Niki leaves Bob and the Company's hospital. Nathan arrives at the doorstep of Wandering Rocks in hope of finding Peter again. Peter then flashes back to the present day, and staggers backward in shock. He tells Adam that he remembers everything, and Adam asks him a single question: "Shall we save the world?" Peter grins and nods.

The world's most disturbing children's book!!

2007-09-24T10:05:00.000-07:00

Perkampungan LEGO??

2007-09-20T06:14:00.000-07:00

Ikan Keli Makan Orang Ditangkap Di China??

2007-09-20T06:09:00.000-07:00

Lagi Marriage Life Before and After !!

2007-09-20T06:05:00.001-07:00

Before marriage.
Darling here.. darling there...
After marriage.
Baling here... baling there..

Before marriage.
I die for you. . .
After marriage.
"You die, up to you. "
Lagi lama married.
You die I help you!

Before marriage.
You go anywhere. . I follow you.
After marriage. .
You go anywhere. . up to you .
Lagi lama married.
You go anywhere better get lost!!

Before wedding
you are my heart, you are my love"
After wedding
"you get on my nerves. "

Before wedding
"you are sweet and kind just like Cinderella"
After wedding
"you are worse than godzila"

Before wedding
Roses are red, violets are blue. Like it or not, I'm stuck with you
After wedding
Roses are dead, I am blue. You get on my head, I will sue you

Before wedding
Every makan he brings you to Shangri-La
After wedding
You want to go, he says you wait-la

Before wedding
She looks like Anita Sarawak
After wedding
Don't know whether katak or biawak

KFC COLESLAW

2007-09-02T00:41:00.000-07:00

1 1/3 cups mayonnaise
3 tablespoons white vinegar
2 tablespoons plus 2 teaspoons granulated sugar
2 tablespoons milk
dash salt
8 cups chopped cabbage (1 head)
1/2 cup shredded carrot

1. Combine all ingredients except the cabbage and carrots in a large bowl and blend until smooth
with an electric mixer.
2. Add cabbage and carrots and toss well.
3. Cover and chill overnight in the refrigerator. The flavors fully develop after 24 to 48 hours.
Serves 6 to 8 as a side dish.

nyam....sedapp

Hadiah Best dari KTM di hari Medeka...

2007-08-31T05:03:00.000-07:00

sial toll arini....cam gampang jekk....aku naik ketapi dari kul 11 smapai kol 3.30 kat kl...ahahahah....giler...satu lg siap berjalan kaki di panas terik melalui rail ketapi di samping batu batan yang ada tu..penat sehh....aku ade mik gamba...klaka la jugakk....ramai2 jalan atas rail pegi ke segambut station...tp enset aku da dijual...waaaaaaa

31 Ogos 2006 - 31 Ogos 2007 RIP

2007-08-31T04:59:00.000-07:00

LOL...akhirnya hp aku telah RIP dengan selamatnyer selepas satu tahun digunakan.hokhok.....

Surat seorang Hacker kepada kekasih...

2007-08-27T01:05:00.000-07:00

Seandainya hatimu adalah sebuah system,
maka aku akan scan kamu untuk mengetahui port mana yang terbuka Sehingga tidak ada keraguan saat aku c:\> nc -l -o -v -e ke hatimu,tapi aku hanya berani ping di belakang anonymouse proxy, inikah rasanya jatuh cinta sehingga membuatku seperti pecundang atau aku memang pecundang sejati whatever!

Seandainya hatimu adalah sebuah system,

ingin rasanya aku manfaatkan vulnerabilitiesmu, pake PHP injection Terus aku ls -la; find / -perm 777 -type d,sehingga aku tau kalo di hatimu ada folder yang bisa ditulisi atau adakah free space buat aku?. apa aku harus pasang backdor "Remote Connect-Back Shell"jadi aku tinggal nunggu *****si dari kamu saja, biar aku tidak merana seperti ini.

Seandainya hatimu adalah sebuah system,

saat semua request-ku diterima aku akan nogkrong terus di bugtraq untuk mengetahui bug terbarumu maka aku akan patch n pacth terus,aku akan jaga service-mu jangan sampai crash n aku akan menjadi firewallmu aku akan pasang portsentry, dan menyeting error pagemu " The page cannot be found Coz Has Been Owned by Someone get out!" aku janji gak bakalan ada macelinious program atau service yang hidden, karena aku sangat sayang dan mencintaimu.

Seandainya hatimu adalah sebuah system,

jangan ada kata "You dont have permission to access it" untuk aku, kalau ga mau di ping flood Atau DDos Attack jangan ah....! kamu harus menjadi sang bidadari penyelamatku.

Seandainya hatimu adalah sebuah system, ...?

Tapi sayang hatimu bukanlah sebuah system,

kamu adalah sang bidadari impianku, yang telah mengacaukan systemku!
Suatu saat nanti aku akan datang n mengatakan kalau di hatiku sudah terinfeksi virus yang Menghanyutkan, Ga ada anti virus yang dapat menangkalnya selain ...kamu.

Surat seorang Hacker kepada kekasih...

Aweks Barbie??

2007-08-26T22:50:00.000-07:00

Ape kejadahnyer sume ini???isk2

Ni ade smbgn dier..ntah btol ke idakk...bace jer...jgn caye

Assalamualaikum warahmatullahi wabarakatuh

Kepada yang berkenaan,

Semoga sentiasa dalam lingkungan rahmat dan kasih sayang
Allah swt. Saya merasa terpanggil untuk memberikan sedikit
maklumbalas berkenaan beberapa gambar yang diedarkan menerusi
internet yang menunjukkan seorang siswi Fakulti Perubatan
Veterinar UPM yang bergambar berdekatan serta memegang/menyentuh
anjing dan babi.

Email ini saya tulis secara panjang lebar dengan harapan
huraiannya dapat difahami dengan jelas dan tidak disalah
tafsirkan. TETAPI buat mereka yang tidak mempunyai masa yang
banyak untuk membaca cukuplah saya katakan TIADA APA-APA
MASALAH PADA GAMBAR TERSEBUT!. IA TIDAK MENGHINA ISLAM
SEBALIKNYA MENERANGKAN BAHAWA UMAT ISLAM BOLEH MENYENTUH
ANJING DAN BABI. ADALAH MENJADI TANGGUNGJAWAB MANUSIA SEBAGAI
KHALIFAH UNTUK MENGURUSKAN KESELESAAN HIDUP HAIWAN INI DENGAN
MEMASTIKAN KEBEBASAN DAN KESIHATANNYA TERJAGA.

Tiada nas yang mengatakan menyentuh anjing dan babi itu haram.
Yang haram ialah memakannya. Kita perlu jelas pandangan Islam
terhadap 2 makhluk ini. Kedua-duanya adalah ciptaan Allah,
dan Allah tidak menjadikan sesuatu itu sia-sia, sebaliknya
setiap sesuatu itu ada hikmahnya. Adakah Allah menciptakan
anjing dan babi ini untuk dipandang hina oleh umatnya?

Sebelum meneruskan perbincangan, izinkan saya memberi sedikit
pengenalan diri, saya merupakan salah seorang graduan
Doktor Perubatan Veterinar tahun 2006. Kini menyambung
pelajaran dalam bidang master fisiologi di Fakulti Perubatan
Veterinar UPM semester pertama. Sebelum ini, bersekolah di
Sek. Men. Keb. Agama Kuala Selangor. Saya bukanlah orang
yang paling sesuai untuk memberi penjelasan kerana yang
terbaik adalah mereka yang mendalami ilmu agama agar dapat
menjelaskan dengan menyatakan nas-nas serta tafsiran yang tepat
serta mendalam. Walaubagaimanapun saya akan cuba menjelaskan
dengan pengetahuan agama sedikit yang saya ada dan hasil daripada
perbincangan secara peribadi dengan ustaz-ustaz serta seminar
yang pernah kami adakan di fakulti sendiri berkenaan dengan
isu ini.

Pertamanya, sebagai seorang doktor veterinar (doktor haiwan)
sememangnya kami mungkin akan berhadapan dengan situasi
merawat anjing atau babi. Bagi doktor veterinar atau ringkasnya
vet, yang bekerja di klinik-klinik haiwan kebanyakannya akan
merawat anjing dan juga kucing. Walaubagaimanapun terdapat
sesetengahnya yang menghadkan rawatan kepada kucing sahaja.
Berkenaan dengan babi, kebiasaannya tiada vet muslim yang
akan bekerja di ladang ternakan babi. Walaubagaimanapun,
bagi vet yang bekerja di jabatan perkhidmatan haiwan,
adakalanya mereka akan ke ladang ternakan babi untuk membuat
pemeriksaan bagi memastikan ladang tersebut mengamalkan amalan
pengurusan ladang yang baik supaya bebas daripada penyakit-
penyakit berbahaya seperti penyakit Nipah yang merebak pada
tahun 1999 yang turut membahayakan nyawa manusia. Terdapat
juga vet yang bekerja di makmal yang memproses sampel-sampel
yang datang daripada babi atau anjing seperti darah, najis,
organ-organ dan sebagainya

Justeru, dalam kurikulum Doktor Perubatan Veterinar, pelajar
akan terlibat mengendalikan anjing dan babi. Bermula dengan
organ-organ haiwan tersebut dalam amali bagi subjek anatomi
dan fisiologi sehinggalah kepada mengendali, merawat dan
membuat post mortem terhadap haiwan tersebut secara seluruhnya
apabila memasuki tahun para-klinikal dan klinikal. Secara
umumnya saya bersetuju dengan perkataan EURO '³desensitization EURO '´
yang digunakan oleh salah seorang yang menghantar email tersebut
kepada saya. Sebagai vet, proses ini perlu kerana kami tidak
sepatutnya jijik untuk merawat pesakit kami kerana itu merupakan
tanggungjawab kami yang juga terkandung dalam ikrar yang
dilafazkan oleh setiap vet ketika bergraduan.

Apabila memasuki tahun ke 4, pelajar vet akan mengikuti subjek
pengenalan terhadap klinik. Dan subjek klinik pada tahun ke 5.
dalam kedua-dua subjek ini pelajar akan dibahagikan kepada
kumpulan-kumpulan yang kecil dan kumpulan EURO '¶ kumpulan ini
akan bergilir membuat praktikal dalam amalan-amalan yang telah
ditetapkan. Pelajar-pelajar ini akan membuat praktis selama
seminggu dalam setiap amalan. Amalan-amalan ini termasuklah
amalan haiwan kesayangan yang melibatkan rawatan terhadap
anjing dan amalan ternakan babi yang memerlukan pelajar ke
ladang ternakan babi untuk membuat pemerhatian, diagnosis
penyakit serta rawatan. Daripada apa yang saya lihat,
gambar-gambar yang diedarkan menerusi internet itu adalah
gambar yang diambil oleh pelajar ketika praktikal sama ada dalam
subjek pengenalan klinik atau subjek klinik ini. Pada pandangan
saya, pelajar itu berkongsi gambar EURO '¶ gambar tersebut secara
umum dalam internet bukanlah bertujuan menghina agama atau
sebagainya, sebaliknya sekadar berkongsi suatu pengalaman yang
mungkin tidak dilalui oleh orang ramai.

Berkenaan dengan isu menyentuh, memegang, merawat anjing dan
babi yang dikategorikan sebagai najis EURO '³mughollazoh EURO '´
iaitu najis berat dalam feqah, ianya bukanlah haram seperti
mana yang dikatakan oleh sesetengah masyarakat melayu. Ramai
yang bertanya kepada saya bagaimana saya sebagai seorang muslim
boleh menyentuh anjing dan babi yang haram disentuh?. Berdasarkan
pelajaran feqah yang saya pelajari sejak sekolah rendah agama
hinggalah sekolah menengah, menyentuh najis EURO '³mughollazaoh EURO '´
tidak haram. Apa yang dinyatakan oleh hukum feqah ialah apabila
kita menyentuh najis EURO '³mughollazoh EURO '´ kita dikehendaki
menyucikannya dengan bersamak iaitu membasuh dengan air yang
telah dicampurkan dengan tanah sekali dan membilasnya dengan
air EURO '³musta EURO '²mal EURO '´ (air yang bersih dan suci) sebanyak 6x.
Yang haram berkaitan dengan anjing dan babi ialah memakannya
bukan menyentuhnya.

Sebagai seorang melayu, saya maklum pandangan masyarakat melayu
yang merasakan EURO '±geli EURO '² atau jijik terhadap anjing dan babi.
Mungkin ini adalah disebabkan nilai yang diwarisi daripada
ibubapa yang mungkin berasal daripada usaha untuk mengelak
daripada tersentuh anjing dan babi yang mana proses
menyucikannya dilihat sebagai agak leceh dan jika tidak
dilakukan akan menjejaskan ibadah. Saya sendiri, walaupun
telah jelas berkenaan dengan hukum menyentuh anjing dan babi,
merasa kekok dan sedikit EURO '±geli EURO '² apabila kali pertama
memegang jantung babi apatah lagi ketika kali pertama mengangkat
anjing untuk diletakkan di atas meja pemeriksaan yang mana
tekniknya memerlukan kita merapatkan badan anjing tersebut
ke badan sendiri kerana itu merupakan teknik yang selamat
bagi mengelakkan kecederaan yang tidak dingini dalam proses
mengangkat tersebut. Namun, kita perlu jelas pandangan Islam
terhadap 2 makhluk ciptaan Allah ini. Adakah Allah menciptakan
anjing dan babi ini untuk dipandang hina kerana itu ianya
diistilahkan sebagai najis berat? Jika ya mengapa terdapat
hukum feqah yang menyatakan haiwan buruan yang dibunuh oleh
anjing buruan yang terlatih halal dimakan dengan syarat pemburu
berniat kerana Allah ketika melepaskan anjing buruan tersebut.
Bagaimana pula dengan kisah seorang pelacur yang diampunkan
dosanya dan dimasukkan ke dalam syurga hanya kerana memberi minum
kepada seekor anjing yang kehausan dengan menggunakan kasutnya?

Anjing dan babi juga merupakan makhluk ciptaan Allah yang mana
termasuk dalam tanggungjawab manusia sebagai khalifah di mukabumi
untuk menguruskannya. Sebagai makhluk ia juga seperti manusia
memerlukan makanan apabila ia lapar, minuman apabila haus dan
ia perlukan rawatan apabila ia sakit, walaupun mungkin dari
sudut keutamaannya berbeza dengan manusia. Justeru saya melihat
apa yang dipelajari oleh vet berkenaan dengan anjing dan babi
serta kewajipan merawatnya termasuk dalam perkara fardhu kifayah
dan ia memenuhi sebahagian tanggungjawab manusia sebagai khalifah.

Walaubagaimanapun menjadi tanggungjawab vet untuk mengetahui
tuntutan agama yang perlu dipenuhi dalam kerjayanya. Vet dan
pelajar doktor perubatan veterinar perlulah berhati-hati dan
tidak sambil lewa dalam soal kesucian tubuh badan dan pakaian
kerana ianya akan menjejaskan ibadah. Yang terbaik ialah
mengasingkan pakaian kerja dengan pakaian harian terutamanya
pakaian untuk solat jika tidak mahu menyamak pakaian kerana
khuatir pakaian akan rosak dan sebagainya. Bagi orang awam
pula tidak perlu risau kerana najis ini EURO '³tidak berjangkit EURO '´
maksudnya jika seorang vet hanya membasuh tangannya dan telah
membersihkan zat najis tersebut selepas bertugas tetapi masih
belum menyamak tangannya, ia tidak EURO '³berjangkit EURO '´ jika anda
bersalaman dengannya kerana tiada zat najis (warna, bau dan rasa)
pada tangan vet tersebut. Tetapi vet tersebut perlu menyucikan
tangannya dengan bersamak sebelum solat. Hal yang sama jika anda
bersalaman dengan orang bukan Islam yang mungkin memelihara
anjing di rumahnya. Begitu juga dengan tapak kasut anda yang
memijak mukabumi yang pernah dipijak oleh anjing atau babi.
Tidak perlu risau dan terlalu was-was selagi tiada zat najis.
Walaubagaimanapun terdapat cadangan daripada sesetengah ustaz
untuk menyamak seluruh badan sekali sekala bagi orang awam dan
mungkin berkala bagi vet seperti sebulan sekali supaya jika
terdapat najis EURO '³mughollazoh EURO '´ pada badan yang tidak
diketahuinya, ia dapat disucikan. Namun saya kira ini adalah
sekadar satu pandangan bukan kewajipan yang baik untuk mereka
yang was-was praktikkan. Sebenarnya terdapat pelbagai persoalan -
persoalan yang timbul yang berkait dengan kerjaya vet seperti
bagaimana vet muslim merawat kuda yang terlibat dalam lumba kuda,
apakah hukumnya?, bagaimana pula dengan bayaran upah perkhidmatan
yang diterimanya? adakah ianya halal? Begitu juga jika vet muslim
memberi perkhidmatan nasihat untuk memperbaiki usaha perladangan
babi, bagaimanakah hukumnya? Adakah ianya berdosa kerana membantu
orang memakan babi? Bagaimana jika membuat pembedahan yang panjang
sehingga terlepas solat? Adakah sama seperti pembedahan manusia
yang membolehkan solat tersebut dijamakkan?

Banyak lagi soalan-soalan yang datang samada daripada orang awam,
dikalangan vet atau pelajar vet sendiri yang saya sendiri tidak
mampu menjawabnya dengan ilmu agama yang cetek ini. Saya kira
perkara yang sama juga berlaku atau akan berlaku dalam bidang
kerjaya anda jika anda mencarinya EURO '¥ini kerana Islam itu adalah
cara hidup yang syumul, elemennye terdapat dalam semua bidang,
dan yang indahnya, Islam sudah pun ada jawapannya, terpulang
pada kita untuk menyelidik dan memahaminya dengan panduan dan
tunjuk ajar daripada mereka yang ahlinya.

Akhirnya, sebagai seorang muslim, marilah kita bersama mengambil
tanggungjawab untuk memperbetulkan salah faham masyarakat khasnya
masyarakat melayu berkaitan dengan isu ini. Perkara ini banyak
dipertikaikan oleh masyarakat yang bukan Islam terutamanya
mereka yang kuat memegang nilai kebajikan haiwan. Seorang
senior saya dalam projek tahun akhirnya yang berkenaan dengan
kebajikan haiwan, menjalankan satu soal selidik. Salah satu
daripada soalannya adalah EURO '³jika anda melihat seekor anjing
yang tersepit kakinya, adakah anda akan menolong melepaskan
kakinya? Nyatakan alasan bagi setiap jawapan anda EURO '´. Sebagai
seorang muslim saya merasa sedih dan malu apabila terdapat satu
jawapan yang menyatakan EURO '³Tidak, kerana saya seorang Islam EURO '´.
Senario ini harus kita ubah kerana sebagai seorang Islam kita
perlu menjaga 3 hubungan iaitu hubungan dengan Allah, hubungan
sesama manusia dan hubungan dengan makhluk yang lain. Sesungguhnya
Islam itu syumul, segalanya sudah pun digariskan panduannya,
terpulang kepada kita untuk mencari, memahami dan mengamalkannya.

Wallahua EURO'²lam

Saya mengalu-alukan mereka yang ingin mengemuka pandangan,
memperbetulkan fakta atau berkongsi maklumat baru berkenaan
dengan hal ini. Anda bolehlah menghantar email kepada
lapanjuta@yahoo . co.uk. Sekian moga bermanfaat untuk semua.

Terima kasih.

Dr. Mohd Dzulhamka Kamaluddin
DVM, UPM

Disemak oleh,
Prof. Dr. Rasedee Abdullah
Pensyarah
Fakulti Perubatan Veterinar
Universiti Putra Malaysia

Nasha Aziz dan bendera seksi

2007-08-26T22:00:00.000-07:00

aku ade jumpe pic nasha aziz dekat The Star harini...baju dibuat dari kain bendera malaysia ke ni yeh?..kalu betul lah...boleh ke buat?..sbb dulu pun kes org balut tubuh ngan bendera pun kene sampai masuk parlimen didebatkan..so kes ni macam mane yeh?..tapi ape bleh buat..artis kalu sexy gini tak kene banned pun..hehe..pandai2 lah korang nilaikan...

kalau pakai dengan cara sopan mmg la x jadi isu......sekurang2nya tanda hormat kita pada bendera kita semdiri..tapi mcm kes nasha aziz nie dia pakai baju berbentuk gambar bendera malaysia nie dgn bengitu seksi sekali....nie malaysia bukannya barat...

Pak Lah? huuhuhuh

2007-08-26T21:32:00.000-07:00

Biasalah..cari salah orang mmg senang...

Macam ada yang tidak kena ? AAB takut nak bersemuka.. rasa macam
nak lari ke Australia.

Menguap dalam majlis perkara biasa

Kalau tidak tidor dalam majlis.. bukan lah AAB. Sudah trademark
pemimpin kaki tidor.

Isteri imam hadhari menadah tangan....
ops bukan tadah tetapi menyembah doa.

Free Ride

2007-08-26T21:30:00.001-07:00

How to Earn a Six Figure Income from Blogging in Two Easy Steps for Real!!

2007-08-26T21:29:00.000-07:00

LOLLLL

Henfon transformer??

2007-07-29T06:10:00.000-07:00

wahhhh..gempak beb

Lawak siootttt...

2007-07-26T07:24:00.001-07:00

http://www.1-click.jp/

Kajian APek Mengenai Couple Di Pusat Membeli Belah

2007-07-25T02:43:00.000-07:00

Sebuah Kajian di Pusat Membelibelah

Ini adalah wa punya pemerhatian terhadap perlakuan social yg seling boleh dilihati di pusat2 membeli belah di tanah ayer..

Awek cun + balak hensem
Ini couple rileks sahaja. Tiada menunjukkan public affection yang berlebihan. Olang lain pun sinang melihat meleka.

Awek cun + balak tak hensem
Kebanyakan awek yg cun mesti mendapat balak yang tidak hensem. Sila pelhatikan balak itu, ada satu macam muka bangga sebab dia punya amoi cun. Kadang-kadang itu balak mesti pakai spec hitam mau kasik nampak sikit hensem. Boleh diperhatikan juga, itu balak suka buat lawak talak kelaka mau kasik tambat hati aweknya itu (tapi itu awek jalang ketawa, cuma senyum manis sahaja). Selalunya juga, balak itu mempunyai dompet yang tebal.

Awek tak cun + balak hensem
Lu boleh nampak itu awek mesti pegang kaw-kaw tangan balak dia yang hensem tamau kasik lepas. Wa pun tatau apa hat. Public affection yang terlampau2 juga akan dilakukan oleh itu awek tersebut terhadap balaknya.
Boleh diperhatikan jua kadang2 itu balak hensem pun ada sikit segan sama itu awek punya tingkatlaku. Lepas itu aa, kalau ada amoi cun lalu tepi, ini awek tak cun mesti kasik jelingan maut terlhadap itu amoi cun. Selupa mau makan olang... Inseculity ploblem..

Awek tak cun + balak tak hensem
Ini couple talak sapa pedulik punya pasat looo..no komen..

Awek cun berpakaian seksi
Akan lamai olang melihat awek ini. Tetapi awek ini talak kisah sebab besar kemungkinan dia sulah biasa mendapat pandangan seperti itu. Awek seksi ini suka menunjukkan buah-buahan di dada nya, atau pusat nya di khalayak lamai kelana dia tau badan nya ada powah.. Seperti juga lu ada keleta cantik ka lumah besar ka jam balu ka mesti kasik olang tengok, so boleh pelasaan ada happy. ini awek pun sebegitu jua.

Awek tak cun berpakaian seksi
Hoiyoooo ini manyak keji punya polumpuan. Lu balang talak cantik kasik tutup mahh, jangan bikin olang lain saakit mataa. Ini spesis juga suka menipu dili sendili dengan mengatakan "I wear sexy and I feel good" ataupun "I have the right to wear anything I want"... Sememangnya meleka melasakan bahawa berpakaian seksi boleh menjadikan meleka jadi lagi lawa.. Wa tidak lasa begitu. Huduh akan tetap huduh. Tetapi jikalau huduh & sexy?? Tepuklah lu punya dada tanya selera ada lalu ka? Tatau apa mau cakap lagi woo.

Sigbritt, 75, has world's fastest broadband!!!

2007-07-23T22:53:00.000-07:00

A 75 year old woman from Karlstad in central Sweden has been thrust into the IT history books - with the world's fastest internet connection.

Sigbritt Löthberg's home has been supplied with a blistering 40 Gigabits per second connection, many thousands of times faster than the average residential link and the first time ever that a home user has experienced such a high speed.

But Sigbritt, who had never had a computer until now, is no ordinary 75 year old. She is the mother of Swedish internet legend Peter Löthberg who, along with Karlstad Stadsnät, the local council's network arm, has arranged the connection.

"This is more than just a demonstration," said network boss Hafsteinn Jonsson.

"As a network owner we're trying to persuade internet operators to invest in faster connections. And Peter Löthberg wanted to show how you can build a low price, high capacity line over long distances," he told The Local.

Sigbritt will now be able to enjoy 1,500 high definition HDTV channels simultaneously. Or, if there is nothing worth watching there, she will be able to download a full high definition DVD in just two seconds.

The secret behind Sigbritt's ultra-fast connection is a new modulation technique which allows data to be transferred directly between two routers up to 2,000 kilometres apart, with no intermediary transponders.

According to Karlstad Stadsnät the distance is, in theory, unlimited - there is no data loss as long as the fibre is in place.

"I want to show that there are other methods than the old fashioned ways such as copper wires and radio, which lack the possibilities that fibre has," said Peter Löthberg, who now works at Cisco.

Cisco contributed to the project but the point, said Hafsteinn Jonsson, is that fibre technology makes such high speed connections technically and commercially viable.

"The most difficult part of the whole project was installing Windows on Sigbritt's PC," said Jonsson.

SOURCE

gilesss
donlot 10gigs 2 saat
tp ade ke pc yg ley transfer files dlm 2 saat jek??huhuuh

Windows Neptune??

2007-07-23T21:28:00.001-07:00

Hape??Windows Neptune??

ape tuh?

Windows Neptune is a version of Microsoft Windows that was in development from early 1999 to early 2000. The goal was to develop a home user operating system from the same sources as the NT-based Windows 2000 that was developed for business users, replacing the older DOS-based Windows 9x home user operating systems. However after the release of Windows 2000, the Neptune team was combined with the Windows 2000 team to work on the "Whistler" project that was released in late 2001 as Windows XP,and Microsoft released another home user DOS-based operating system called Windows Me.

laaaa
tak pnah dgr pon
ahahah

neway
full Source

ahahah...forum TV3 kner hack

2007-07-22T06:03:00.000-07:00

http://www.tv3.com.my/forum03.asp?fg_id=1&fo_id=1&ft_id=572

hokhok
kner hack
siann

Negaraku.....

2007-07-22T05:27:00.000-07:00

Orang Melayu patut dibuang status bumiputeranya kerana mereka akan menjadi malas dengan status itu?
Malaysia perlu dibuangkan status negara Islam kerana... tanya MCA.
Kebebasan ~~beragama~~ murtad perlu diwujudkan akta mengenainya bagi memudahkan pemurtadan ?
Azan perlu diperlahankan bunyinya kerana orang bukan Islam ingin tidur dengan nyenyak
DEB pun patut dibuang kerana menguntungkan semua orang Melayu ~~rasanya orang UMNO sahaja~~
Bahasa Melayu atau Bahasa Malaysia tidak perlu diwajibkan kerana perkataan MyKad ?
VCD cetak rompak perlu dihalalkan kerana rakyat Malaysia hendak ~~cari makan~~ hidup
Pelacuran perlu dihalalkan bagi mengurangkan kes rogol dan sumbang mahram serta lelaki kucing ~~miskin~~
Orang Cina perlu belajar diluar negara kerana tidak berpeluang belajar di Malaysia
Orang India banyak melarat jadi penjenayah dan korek sampah
Samyvellu adalah seorang menteri yang sering dipertikaikan prestasinya
Pak Lah adalah seorang PM yang pernah tertidur di dewan parlimen
Proton suatu idea Mahathir merupakan suatu jenama yang bersifat mengejar keuntungan akhirnya rugi
Malaysia mengalami kenaikan harga keperluan asas walaupun rakyat bising tetapi tidak dapat berat apa-apa
Penulis blog akan dimasukkan ke dalam OSA atau mungkin ISA jika ~~bongkar rahsia~~ tulis khabar angin
Orang Cina terbabit dengan sindikit Ah Long dan menjadi tali barut CTOS ?
Helikopter NURI makin tua makin menjadi lalu diganti selepas 6 orang mati ~~katak~~
Orang kuat Najib ada skandal bunuh perempuan Mongolia, ~~kambing~~polis pun ~~dipaksa~~ terlibat
Jerubu sering berlaku dan tidak dapat dielek.~~Dikatakan orang Malaysia punya angkara di Indonesia~~
Kita punyai hutan tebal yang mampu menyukarkan pencarian beberapa juruterbang TUDM
Kita punyai masalah melakukan pendaftaran atau apa jua dokumentasi kerana birokerasi
Rasuah dikatakan menjadi amalan orang-orang kenamaan dan semua negara di dunia bangga ?
Rakyat Malaysia yang memandang pada warta perdana dan kemudiannya akan percaya 70%
Media pembangkang tak boleh pakai. Ia seperti khabar angin. ~~Pembangkang patut sokong kerajaan~~
Banjir tak akan dapat diselesaikan walaupun terowong SMART telah dibina
Tol sudah disinonimkan dengan Samyvellu
Artis, anggota pertahanan negara, pemain bolasepak, pekerja McD, KFC, Pizzahut dan 7-Eleven di Malaysia majoritinya Melayu
Mat rempit dibenci oleh budak-budak Cina yang mempunyai kereta
Mat rempit disinonimkan dengan kes rogol dan ragut
Budak sekolah telah berkali-kali menelah makanan basi yang mana akhirnya dihospitalkan
Kejadian kehilangan Yin telah membuktikan Polis boleh bekerja keras dan Malaysia tidak asing dari penculikan
Malaysia dikatakan mengamalkan pedagangan manusia
Ying ying dibunuh kerana ibunya ~~yang patut diberi anugerah pelakon wanita terbaik~~
Parti pembangkang tidak boleh berpolitik dengan adil seperti di negara penjajah
Laman web kerajaan masih mundur dan baru-baru ini ada syarikat menerima tender memperbaikinya
Kejadian membantu masyarakat bumiputera akan tiba dengan begitu rancak disaat ketibaan pilihanraya
Pasukan bolasepak kita kalah dan juga mempunyai kemudahan 100% lebih baik daripada pasukan Iraq
Naib presiden FAM meletakkan jawatan tetapi bapanya ingin kekal memerintah FAM.
Kuasa golongan DiRaja tidak sekuat PM walaupun mereka belajar tinggi
Malaysia dikatakan bukan milik kaum Melayu
Orang Cina dan India berjasa di dalam memerdekakan ~~Amerika Syarikat~~ Tanah Melayu (Malaysia)
Orang UK pun benci istilah bumiputera
Hishamuddin suka budaya mengangkat keris tetapi tidak bagi Lim Kit Siang
Jutawan Malaysia yang teratas masih lagi datang dari bangsa Cina dan India. ~~Melayu di bawah~~
Perdana Menteri Malaysia dikatakan ada kedai Nasi Kandar ~~bungkus~~ di Australia
Anak Nazri bersahabat dengan anak Datuk K. Mereka minum alkohol dan bergaul tanpa batas
Pelatih tentera agak sinonim dengan ragging
Sungai Malaysia tidak bersih kerana tercemar dengan sampah dan toksik
Negeri Kelantan sering diburukkan oleh RTM
Lagu Negarakuku yang dinyanyikan oleh Cina Muar diminati ramai oleh kaum Cina. Ia dijual dipasar malam.
Isu bangunan bocor cuba disongsangkan oleh 2 ahli parlimen BN dengan mengaitkannya dengan haid.
Kaum Cina banyak online daripada kaum Melayu khususnya di laman web yang berilmiah
Orang Melayu akan bersatu bila tiba bulan Ramadhan dan bila bercakap bab babi-itu-haram
Orang Cina sedar akan sikap orang Melayu yang tidak mengira kaum di dalam berniaga (jual-beli)
Orang Melayu banyak dikaitkan dengan isu rasuah dan penyelewengan
Orang Cina banyak yang berniaga daripada bangsa-bangsa lain di Malaysia ~~harga naik, mereka tahu dulu~~
Orang Melayu menganggur kerana tidak tahu berbahasa Mandarin dan Kantonis
Orang Cina tidak ada istilah kasihan di dalam berniaga selalunya berbanding dengan peniaga Melayu
Syarikat Melayu bungkus lebih cepat daripada syarikat Cina bungkus
Orang India dikatakan bangsa kelas ke-3
Orang India ada yang bekerja dikedai Mamak walaupun bukan beragama Islam
Hukum hudud tidak boleh dijalankan kerana Malaysia negara berbilang kaum bukan ~~Arab Saudi~~
Orang Melayu banyak bertudung semasa Raihan dan kumpulan nasyid lain di puncak kegemilangannya
Di dalam tunjuk perasaan mana-mana pun, kaum Melayulah yang paling ramai sekali
Orang PAS dikatakan kolot kerana menyarankan pelacuran, perjudian, konsert lagha diharamkan
Golongan ustaz disinonimkan dengan letupan dan bom
Sekolah Agama Rakyat ditutup tanpa disedari filem lucah buatan sendiri .3gp dan .mpg makin bertambah
Ramai ibubapa mula menghantar anak-anak mereka ke sekolah agama dan sekolah Cina lewat-lewat ini
AP diperdangangkan demi kepentingan diri-sendiri
Banyak budak-budak Melayu suka penyanyi kaum Cina yang menyanyi lagu Melayu
Jalanraya Malaysia banyak yang berlubang-lubang dan tidak punya kaki lima dan laluan motorsikal keseluruhannya
Pendatang asing banyak yang melakukan jenayah. Tidak dinafikan Malaysia rugi dalam kos menanganinya
Pendatang asing taku bekerja di Malaysia kerana kes dera pembantu rumah dan kes bunuh majikan
Kekurusan remaja di Malaysia terserlah sehingga ke perlawanan bolasepak
Akhbar Malaysia sering menyatakan ekonomi semakin baik tetapi banyak syarikat yang dibeli dan bergabung
Banyak orang Malaysia yang berhijrah ke negara luar tetapi disangkal dan dikatakan hanya sedikit bilangannya
Gaji minimum hanya akan dilaksanakan pada sektor kerajaan dan tidak pada sektor swasta
Gelaran Tan Sri, Datuk, Dato, Al-Haj, menjadi buruan di Malaysia tetapi hanya laku di Malaysia
Orang Malaysia banyak meniru negara luar termasuk lagu dan rupa bendera
Pelakon di Malaysia tidak banyak dikeluarkan di televisyen akhirnya muka-muka yang sama mewarnai televisyen
Filem Malaysia banyak berkisar tentang cinta dan tiruan cerita dari filem negara lain
Cina Muar satu-satunya orang yang berani menyanyikan lagu yang berbaur politik. ~~jangan saman saya~~
Banyak rakyat Malaysia yang akan mengundi Barisan Nasional sekali gus mengekalkan pemerintahan mereka
~~Seekor biawak~~ SPR yang ~~diberi makan~~ berada di bawah kerajaan dikatakan berat sebelah
Pihak berkuasa mudah dipatahkan dengan teknik suapan rasuah
Streamyx dikatakan tidak cukup port untuk menampung para pelanggannya. Akibatnya jalur lebar mereka menjadi bahan ketawa dan bahan makian semua lapisan masyarakat Malaysia
Laman web MEGAUPLOAD dan Rapidshare menjadi sebahagian daripada layaran Internet sehari-hari
Rakyat Malaysia sukakan peraduan dan barangan percuma
Orang Islam tidak dibenarkan berjudi tetapi muka-muka mereka yang menghiasi tempat-tempat berjudi
Berjudi dikatakan dapat mencegah kes bunuh dan gejala kemiskinan
Makanan sarapan pagi orang Malaysia tidak lari daripada menikmati Nasi Lemak dan Roti Canai
Rakyat Malaysia sukakan bolasepak tetapi bencikan prestasi pasukan bolasepak negara
Dikatakan politik memusnahkan reputasi para atlit sukan negara
Dr.M tidak berbaik dengan Pak Lah tidak berbaik dengan Anwar Ibrahim
MCA dan DAP akan bersatu pada satu-satu isu yang penting bagi bangsa Cina
MIC nampaknya dikuasai penuh oleh Samyvellu dalam tempoh yang sangat panjang
Pak Lah tak senang duduk selepas perkahwinan keduanya kerana disusuri dengan banjir teruk di KL
Kawasan bandar yang membangun dikuasai oleh wakil rakyat berbangsa Cina (contohnya Bukit Bintang dan PJ)
Putrajaya adalah satu kawasan yang agak tawar untuk diperbualkan dengan masyarakat bukan bumiputera
Chow Kit dan Bukit Bintang menjadi kawasan lampu merah red light district di Kuala Lumpur

Erika Sawajiri?Kaoru Amane?

2007-07-20T19:43:00.000-07:00

Super transformation???

hokhok

wajah2 di kala ayu2 zaman1 Litre of Tears

lagu lama...

Syaitan pon takut pada ALLAH....

2007-07-17T22:49:00.000-07:00

Ada seorang manusia yang bertemu dengan setan diwaktu subuh. Entah bagaimana awalnya, akhirnya mereka berdua sepakat mengikat tali persahabatan.

Ketika waktu subuh berakhir dan orang itu tidak mengerjakan solat, maka setan pun sambil tersenyum bergumam, "Orang ini memang pantas menjadi
sahabatku..!"

Begitu juga ketika waktu zohor orang ini tidak mengerjakan solat, setan tersenyum lebar sambil berkata dalam hati, " Rupanya inilah bakal
teman sejatiku di akhirat nanti..!"

Ketika waktu asar hampir habis tetapi temannya itu dilihatnya masih juga asyik dengan kegiatannya, setan mulai terdiam......Kemudian ketika datang waktunya maghrib, temannya itu ternyata tidak solat juga, maka setan nampak mulai gelisah, senyumnya sudah berubah menjadi kecut. Dari wajahnya nampak bahwa ia seolah-olah sedang mengingat-ngingat sesuatu.

Dan akhirnya ketika dilihatnya sahabatnya itu tidak juga mengerjakan solat Isya, maka setan itu sangat panik. Ia rupanya tidakbisa menahan diri lagi, dihampirinya sahabatnya yang manusia itu sambil berkata dengan penuh ketakutan, "Wahai sahabat, aku terpaksa memutuskanpersahabatan kita !"

Dengan kehairanan manusia ini bertanya, "Kenapa engkau ingkar janji bukankah baru tadi pagi kita berjanji akan menjadi sahabat ?".
"Aku takut !", jawab setan dengan suara gementar. "Nenek moyangku saja yang dulu hanya sekali membangkang pada perintah-Nya, iaitu ketika menolak
disuruh sujud pada Adam, telah dilaknat-Nya; apalagi engkau yang hari ini saja kusaksikan telah lima kali membangkang untuk bersujud pada-Nya.
Tidak terbayangkan olehku bagaimana besarnya murka Allah kepadamu !", kata setan sambil pergi.

"Sebarkanlah ajaranku walau satu ayat pun"
(Sabda Rasulullah SAW)
"Nescaya Allah memperbaiki bagimu amalan-amalanmu dan mengampuni bagimu dosa-dosamu. Dan barangsiapa mentaati Allah dan Rasul-Nya, maka
sesungguhnya ia telah mendapat kemenangan yang besar."
(Surah Al-Ahzab:71)

hurmm:apetah lagi kite kann

Kad Kredit Prapaid?? hebat...AmBank NexG

2007-07-15T08:31:00.000-07:00

aku terjumpa kat 7eleven arituh kat rawang...plik gak tgk ade kredit kad prepaid..pastu search2..mcm best jekk..pasni ley la aku bli barang on9...paypal..bli rapidshare acc dan bermacam2 lagi...ahahahah

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ASUS Introduces External Graphics Card Solution for Notebook

2007-07-14T23:39:00.000-07:00

Asus Technology is proud to launch the XG Station as the industry’s first public demonstration of the world’s first external graphics card station for notebook computers. Equipped with Express Card interface, USB 2.0 and Dolby headphones, the XG station seamlessly integrates notebook computing with PC graphics power.

Engage Mobility with Powerful Graphics Processing

As technology advances to accommodate all aspects of modern life styles, digital devices are often merged or connected for a combined maximum benefit. As with the case of mobile notebook computing and high powered 3D gaming or multimedia experience, a balance is established with the exclusive ASUS XG Station.

When on the go, compact notebook makes work efficient without adding extra pounds, while at home, large LCD monitor is preferred for enhanced visual enjoyment. ASUS XG Station brings the power of a dedicated 3D graphics engine, providing users with the best of both worlds. Simply plug in the XG Station to the LCD monitor and connect the notebook via an Express Card connector and get ready to game!

Fast and Upgradeable Graphics Power

The XG Station is the world’s first docking station to provide a standard PCI Express slot for additional graphics computing power on notebook computers with Express Card slot, delivering VISTA Premium performance. The device also conveniently accommodates future graphics technology such as, HDCP and HDMI upgrades possibility. Lab experiments on a notebook based on Intel 945GM graphics connected to the XG station with a ASUS EN7900GS graphics card showed an astounding 9 times faster acceleration.

Sensational AV Enjoyment

XG Station also features enhanced audio and video functions. With Dolby Headphone technology any headphone is capable to delivers cinematic 5.1-channel surround sound for a dynamic true-to-life quality during PC game play and music or video playback. Real-time Overclocking is easily controlled with the ergonomic knob design for simple GPU clock speed adjustments.

Large Information Display and Easy Control

XG Station is designed with ease of use in mind. A large LED screen is adopted to provide clear display of critical system status statistics including the following:

System master volume
GPU clock speed
Current GPU temperature
Dolby Headphone feature status
Current actual Frames Per Second (FPS) information
GPU fan speed Indicator

The XG Station also has a dedicated control panel to let users control the settings through the GUI based interface and easily switch modes between the notebook screen and the external LCD monitor.

The XG Station is currently scheduled to be released at the beginning of Q2 2007.

A full package will include the XG Station graphics docking station, one ASUS EN7900GS graphics card and assorted accessories.

giler ahhh..external GC for laptop...msti mhl gile babeng

Transparent LCD??

2007-07-14T23:10:00.000-07:00

Dapatkan Borang Ah Long DI Sini

2007-07-12T20:26:00.000-07:00

TAI EE LONG COMPANY
UN LICENSED MONEYLENDER

In order for us to expedite your loan application,
tell us a bit more about yourself:

Why are you applying for a loan?

English Premier League
Private hospital bills
SMS contest

When was your last visit to a highlands resort?
less than an hour ago
less than 24 hours ago
less than a week ago

Why did you come to us?
Credit card reached limit
Cannot re-finance car
Nothing left to pawn

How do you intend to settle the loan?
Blank post-dated cheques
Surrendering ATM card and password
No idea yet

Which part of your body do you think
requires remodeling?
The face
The torso
The limbs

How did you settle your previous loan?
Visited Michael Chong
Made a police report
Attempted suicide

Should collateral be required, which
of the following will you pledge?
Wife
Sister
Mother

How did you first hear about us?
Calling card in letterbox
Stickers on lamp posts
Neighbour's sudden death

Where do you normally hang out at 3am?
Mamak
Casino
Feng Thou discos

Office Use only:

Accept/Decline/Investigate

Additional documents required:
Passbook/Passport/Birth Cert/Utility Bills

NO COLLATERAL OR GUARANTOR
INSTANT APPROVAL
ATTRACTIVE INTEREST RATES
1 WEEK - 30% per day
1 MONTH - 50% per month
3 MONTHS & ABOVE - negotiable

This agreement is made between Tai Ee Long Co (herein known as TELCO) and the borrower (herein known as the client) under the following terms and conditions:

The client agrees to keep the loan active for a minimum continuous period of 12 months from the date of approval. Otherwise, an additional agreed fee of RM 500 shall be charged to the client.

All interests calculated on an hourly basis.

The interest for the first day/week/month will be automatically deducted when the client receives the loan.

The client agrees to declare/report any sudden windfall such as casino or lottery winnings to TELCO within 3 hours.

TELCO reserves the right to display client's picture and loan details in his or her neighbourhood, children's school, place of employment/ trading.

The client agrees to hold harmless TELCO for any harm inflicted upon the client and his or her family members in the event of payment delays.

TELCO reserves the right to collect all outstanding loan and interest from family members, relatives and friends upon client's sudden demise.

I, ____________________________ (the client and undersigned) hereby agree to all past, present and future terms and conditions as dictated by TELCO.

Loan amount:
Repayment period:
Alias:
Address:
MyKad/IC no:
Mobile phone no:
Name of children's school:
Wife/Husband's workplace:

_____________________________
Signature & fingerprints
Dated:

Please attach current passport size photographs:

Front View	Side View	Rear View

WARNING: LATE PAYMENT MAY RESULT IN INTERRUPTION OF AIR SUPPLY TO THE LUNGS

Orang Terkaya DI Malaysia

2007-07-12T20:24:00.000-07:00

Berikut adalah Senarai warga Malaysia, antara yang terkaya di dunia oleh Forbes’ List of World Billionaires for 2007

Nama, Tan Sri Robert Kuok, T Ananda Krisna, Tan Sri Lim Goh Tong, Tan Sri Teh Hong Piow, Tan Sri Quak Leng Chan, Tan Sri Lee Shin Cheng, Tan Sri Yeoh Tiong Lay, Tan Sri Mokhtar Al Bukhary dan Tan Sri Tiong Hiew King adalah nama yang tersenarai.

Emel Forward Yang Korang Slalu Dapat

2007-07-12T19:11:00.001-07:00

Kalo korang dapat emel/frenster fwd/sms or pape je pasal tlg fwd kepada sesama Muslim,jika tidak anda akan mendapat bencana..abaikan..org bodo je gi fwd menda tu...

Perkara di bawah ini adalah menyalahi 'syara' dan HARAM disebarkan.

1. Mempercayai ada yang berkuasa selain Allah dalam memakbulkan hajat
kita adalah menyimpang daripada aqidah Islam yang murni berdasarkan firman
Allah: "..Hanya ALLAH tempat kita minta pertolongan."

2. Sememangnya kita disuruh berusaha TETAPI janganlah usaha itu
menyalahi syara' (hukum Allah). Cthnya: kita disuruh berusaha menghilangkan
dahaga TETAPI janganlah berusaha dengan cara minum arak. Kita disuruh berusaha
menghilangkan sakit TETAPI janganlah dengan cara menggunakan jin/
syaitan/jembalang. Kita disuruh berusaha mencarai rezeki TETAPI janganlah
mencuri @ merompak @ peras ugut. Demikianlah dalah perkara ini, kita disuruh
berusaha TETAPI bukan dengan cara MENSYIRIKKAN ALLAH.

3. Apa yang membimbangkan ialah kalimah "SEND THIS KALIMAT TO 12 NICE PERSONS AND YOUR FINANCIAL POSITION IMPROVES WITHIN 12 HRS 100% GERENTI.MEMANG
ANEH TAPI NYATA.. dah ada tuhan lain ke yang makbukan doa kita .suatu kalimah
yang membawa kepada fahaman 'khurafat' dan 'syirik'.

4. Oleh itu, sila hentikan 'kerja yang tidak berfaedah ini'. Jangan
menyebarkan fahaman yang salah lagi songsang ini.

5. Jika ada yang mempercayai kata-kata tersebut, "Siapa yang sanggup
menjawab di hadapan ALLAH Ta'ala".
Firman Allah :
"Dan janganlah kamu mengikut apa yang kamu sendiri tidak mempunyai pengetahuan mengenainya. Sesungguhnya pendengaran dan penglihatan serta hati; semuanya akan ditanya tentang apa yang dilakukannnya."(Surah Al-Isra': 36)

6. Sila 'forward'kan e-mel ini kepada mereka yang saudara/saudari telah
hantar attachment di bawah atau saudara/saudara akan menjawabnya di hadapan
Allah Subhanahu wa Ta'ala.

Sekian.
NOR RAIHAN BIN AZIZ
Imam BIMB
Jabatan Syariah.

Eizlan Kawin?

2007-07-12T19:06:00.000-07:00

Terlalu memilih pun boleh tersalah pilih gak.  Sian si eizlan ni...


Lagi gossip pasal bini eizlan dicilok dari forum :-


Post at 10-7-2007 10:41 AM  Profile  Personal Space  P.M.  Buddy
apa yg ditulis nonies in page 15 betul belaka...my good frnd penah kluar
dgn vshantie ni ...mula2 impress jugak lah with her story but wen she
got carry away..cerita dia dah jadi tak logic..dia claim kebanyakan VVIP
dan CELEB semua dia kenal and penah kluar...minah ni gila glamor..dulu
kawin ngan cucu ex TYT lepas tu bercinta ngan anak present TYT lepas
dapat Ezlan dia  tinggal kan la pulak mungkin tak cukup glamour..tak
tahu la bila Ezlan dah tak famous nanti ngan sapa pulak lah dia punya
target...( Tipah Tertipu Lagi )

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Post at 10-7-2007 11:10 AM  Profile  Personal Space  P.M.  Buddy
aku pun banyak gak dgr cite2 negatif pasal bini eizlan ni. Kawan aku pun
ada ckp minah ni dulu pernah dok tergila2 dekat si Adam AF2. Muda lagi
minah ni, org kate enjoy pun tak habih lagi. Hrp2 dah kawin ni betul2
insaf la. Kalau tak kesian laa kat ko eizlan huhu. Aku pun musykil gak
dgn kerjaya dan kelulusan akademik minah ni. Umo baru 21thn, ada diploma
IFTC tu logic la gak tp takkan dah hbs belajar kat USM?? Ada ijazah
civil engineering dan keje sbg QS?? Hotel Prince KL antara bangunan yg
menggunakan khidmatnya sbg QS. Seingat aku la, hotel Prince tu dah lame
bgn. Umo die berape je mase dok ukur2 bahan utk Hotel Prince tu???

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Post at 5-7-2007 09:57 AM  Profile  Personal Space  P.M.  Buddy
Adik saya satu sekolah dgn Shanty di Stella Maris K.K. Adik saya kata
dia kahwin waktu Form 4  & lepas tu gi private school. Kahwin dgn cucu
bekas TYT Sabah. Dia kahwin kejab je & cerai time nak raya. Adik saya
kata minah ni minat kat Adam AF.

Anyway, last 2 weeks my sister ada jumpa Shanty & Eizlan kat KLCC. They
all siap tukar phone no lagi.....yalah ex-classmate & lama tak jumpa.
Dia jemput adik I gi wedding dia. My adik cakap minah ni memang kaki
kelentong......sian lah kau Eizlan.


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Nama : ninie
E-me l: ninie@yahoo.com


Komen : Saya tidak berpuas hati dengan statement bakal isteri eizlan
yusof d media dan urtv,ini kerana saya sekampung dengan
Vshantie..sebenarnya dia tidak pernah membesar d europe,dia membesar di
Tuaran, Sabah. Setahu saya PMR dekat sekolah ST. JOHN Tuaran pun tak
lepas. Umur 16 thn Vshantie berkahwin dengan cucu tyt Sabah Mhd Faisal
diceraikan kerana curang. Vshantie pernah menyuruh orang menukar
keputusan peperiksaan PMR supaya dapat diterima masuk ke tingkatan 3 di
SM Stella Maris, tidak hairan la kalau vshantie menipu mempunyai diploma
dan ijazah...Sebenarnya dia hanyalah seorang perempuan yang suka menipu
untuk hidup senang...

Cadangan kalau boleh cuba you siasat..benar atau tidak statement saya
nie....bukan nak memfitnah tapi ini kebenaran..saya berani bersumpah
Vshantie seorang wanita penipu dan licik...cuma kasihan kat Eizlan
Yusof.

-----Original Message-----
From: Nor Akmar Bt A Manaf (RBD/PDB)


From: Norkhamisah Kamaruddin
Sent: Tuesday, July 10, 2007 9:07 AM
To: Sazelina Hussin; Hamidah Omar; Zuraiha Abd Wahid; Rohaida Jaafar;
Nadiah Salman; Norhain Mohd Yusoff
Subject: FW: Wife Eizlan Yusoff


cantik gak la dia ni.... mari kita terjah background dia - adakah
secantik rupa parasnya - jeng...jeng...jeng....:

umor 21 tahun
status mak janda ( dah agak dah.... wpun dia pernah buat kenyataan dia
dara
sunti...)


1st marriage ngan anak TYT Sabah masa umor 16 tahun

16 Julai 2007 = 1 Rejab 1428

2007-07-12T19:03:00.001-07:00

Dah tiba, ia nya dah tiba, hari hari yang di tunggu dah tiba, apalagi .....bersedialah kita .......gantikan hutang puasa lalu
dan menyambut nya bulan bulan yang terbaik

Di antara pesanan Us. Wahidin Sukarno pada di surau Tabung Haji katanya:
8 amalan yang baik untuk dilakukan dalam bulan REJAB ini. ada diantaranya yang kita semua dah tahu, TAPI ada yang saya sendiri baru tahu, mungkin kita dapat kongsi bersama.

@ Digalakkan bpuasa dlm bulan Rejab.
@ Hidupkan malam2nya dgn solat sunat, taubat, hajat dll.
@ Buat solat sunat Rejab 20 rakaat dgn 10 salam, waktunya selepas
solat magrib hingga masuk waktu isyak aja. Bacanya.......
@ Bzikir "Lailahaillaulah" sebyak 1,000 setiap hari.
@ Selawati ke atas Nabi
@ Istifar byak2
@ Bersedekah "niatkan nama anak2 kita, ibubapa dan lain2" semasa
menghulurkannya.
@ Baca Al Quran atau baca surah ikhlas 11-12 kali setiap hari

KELEBIHAN BULAN REJAB

Sabda Nabi s.a.w.: Hendaklah kamu memuliakan bulan Rejab,nescaya Allah muliakan kamu dengan seribu kemuliaan di hari kiamat. Sabda Nabi s.a.w.:
Bulan Rejab Bulan Allah, Bulan Sya'aban bulanku & bulan Ramadhan bulan umatku.

Kemuliaan Rejab dengan malam ISRAK MIKRAJnya, Sya'aban dengan malam NISFUnya Ramadhan dengan LAILATUL-QADARnya.

Malam awal Rejab mustajab do'anya.(Dalam Kitab Raudhoh Iman Nawawi)

* Puasa sehari pada bulan Rejab mendapat syurga tertinggi (Firdaus).

* Puasa dua hari dilipatgandakan pahalanya.

* Puasa tiga hari pada bulan Rejab dijadikan parit yang panjang, yang menghalangkan dia keneraka (panjangnya setahun perjalanan).

* Puasa empat hari pada bulan Rejab diafiatkan daripada bala dan daripada penyakit yang besar-besar dan daripada fitnah Dajal di hari kiamat.

* Puasa lima hari pada bulan Rejab, aman daripada azab kubur.

* Puasa enam hari pada bulan Rejab, keluar kubur bercahaya muka.

* Puasa tujuh hari pada bulan Rejab, ditutup daripada tujuh pintu neraka.

* Puasa lapan hari pada bulan Rejab, dibuka baginya lapan pintu syurga.

* Puasa sembilan hari pada bulan Rejab keluar dari kuburnya lalu, MENGUCAP DUA KALIMAH SHAHADAH tidak ditolak dia masuk syurga.

* Puasa 10 hari pada bulan Rejab Allah jadikan baginya hamparan perhentian di Titi Sirotolmustaqim pada tiap-tiap satu batu di hari kiamat.

* Puasa 16 belas hari pada bulan Rejab akan dapat melihat wajah Allah di dalam syurga dan orang yang pertama menziarahi Allah di dalam syurga.

* Puasa 19 belas hari pada bulan Rejab, dibina baginya sebuah mahligai di hadapan mahligai Nabi Allah Ibrahim a.s dan Nabi Allah Adam a.s.

* Puasa 20 hari pada bulan Rejab, diampunkan segala dosanya yang telah lalu. Maka mulailah beramal barang yang tinggi daripada umurnya pembaharuan umur).

Berkata Saidina Ali:

* Puasa Rejab 13 hari seperti puasa tiga ribu tahun.
* Puasa Rejab 14 hari seperti puasa sepuluh ribu tahun.
* Puasa Rejab 15 hari seperti puasa seratus ribu tahun.

Kelebihan bulan Rejab dari segala bulan seperti kelebihan Qur'an atas segala Qalam.

Puasa sehari pada bulan Rejab seperti puasa empat puluh tahun dan diberi minum air dari Syurga.

Puasa 10 hari pada bulan Rejab dijadikan dua sayap, terbang seperti kilat di atas Titi Sirotalmustaqim di hari kiamat.

Puasa sehari pada bulan Rejab seperti mengerjakan ibadat seumurnya.

Puasa pada awal Rejab, pertengahannya dan akhirnya seperti puasa sebulan pahalanya.

Bulan Rejab Syahrullah (Bulan Allah), diampunkan dosa orang-orang yang meminta ampun dan bertaubat kepada Allah. Puasa Bulan Rejab wajib baginya:

* Diampunkan dosanya yang lalu.
* Dipeliharakan Allah umurnya yang tinggal.
* Terlepas dari dahaga di hari kiamat.

Orang yang lemah dari berpuasa pada bulan Rejab hendaklah bersedekah tiap-tiap hari sekurang-kurangnya sebiji roti. Sasiapa bersedekah pada
bulan Rejab seperti sedekah seribu dinar, dituliskan kepadanya tiap sehelai bulu ruma jasadnya seribu kebajikan, diangkat seribu darjat, dihapus seribu
kejahatan.

Tiap sehari puasanya pada bulan Rejab dan sedekahnya pada bulan Rejab seperti ibadat seribu Haji dan Umrah. Dibina mahligai seribu bilik dan seribu bidadari, lebih cantik daripada atahari seribu kali.

Bulan Rejab bulan Allah. Bersedekah pada bulan Rejab dijauhkan Allah daripada api neraka kerana kemuliaan bulan Rejab, Bulan Allah. Allah jadikan di belakang bukit Jabal Qar bumi, yang putih yang penuh dengan Malaikat dengan panji-panji berhimpun pada tiap malam Rejab meminta ampun oleh mereka kepada Umat Muhammad. Allah menjawap: Telah aku ampunkan mereka! Barangsiapa meminta ampun (bersitighfar) kepada Allah pagi dan petang 70 kali atau 100 kali, pada bulan Rejab di haramkan tubuhnya daripada api neraka.

Sesiapa berpuasa sebulan pada bulan Rejab, Allah berseru kepadanya:
"Telah wajib hakmu atasKu, maka mintalah olehmu kepadaKu. Demi ketinggian Ku dankebesaranKu, tidak Aku tolakkan hajatmu. Engkau adalah jiranKu dibawah `arasyKu, engkau kekasihKu daripada segala makhlukKu,
engkau terlebih mulia atasKu. Sukakanlah kamu, tiada dinding antaraKu dan antarakau".(dari kitabRaudatul Ifkar)

Puasa pada 27 bulan Rejab seperti berpuasa enam puluh bulan pahalanya. Jika disertai dengan sedekah seperti puasa seribu tahun, kerana kebesaran hari ISRAK-MIKRAJ.

Siapa melapangkan kekeruhan, kesusahan, kesempitan orang mukmin pada bulan Rejab dikurniakan Allah kepadanya Mahligai yang besar di dalam syurga Firdaus.

Siapa berpuasa tiga hari pada bulan Rejab dan beribadat pada malamnya(berjaga), seperti dia berpuasa tiga ribu tahun.

Diampunkan baginya 70 dosa-dosa besar tiap-tiap hari, ditunaikan 70 hajat ketika keluar nyawanya daripada jasadnya, 70 hajatnya di dalam kuburnya, 70 hajat ketika terbang suhuf (ketika Qur'an dinaik ketika berlalu di Titi Sirotalmustaqim.

Rejab ertinya ta'zim (kebesaran, keagungan, kemuliaan). (Rahmat, pemurah, kebajikan). Kerana kebesaran, keagungan dan kemuliaan bulan Rejab itu
maka Allah limpahkan rahmatNya, kemurahanNya dan terhadap hamba-hambaNya yang beriman dan beramal solih pada bulan Rejab, dengan berpuasa pada siangnya dan beribadat pada malamnya.

Demikianlah peri keistimewaannya keagungan bulan Rejab itu yang dinamakan dengan BULAN ALLAH.

REJAB bulan menabur benih.
SYA'ABAN bulan menyiram tanaman.
RAMADHAN bulan menuai.

REJAB menyucikan badannya.
SYA'ABAN menyucikan hatinya.
RAMADHAN menyucikan rohnya.

REJAB bulan taubat.
SYA'ABAN bulan muhibbah.
RAMADHAN dilimpahi pahala amalan.

semoga kita sama2 m'dpt manfaat....
wassalam

Wallahualam

Jawa=Java?

2007-07-12T19:01:00.001-07:00

Kalau kawin dgn org Jawa nama anaknya begini, just 4 fun..javareanz jangan marah pulak kang. Tak kena mengena dengan Javascript,skit-sikit kena dengan Java language huhuhu..

Untuk kegunaan masa depan bagi mereka yang ingin menambah zuriat..
Pilihan nama jawa yang bagus2 diperturunkan. Kalau kawin dgn Jawa,

eloklah guna nama ini untuk anak... Pilihlah yg anda berkenan:-
Pandai tanam bunga, diberikan nama - Rosman.
Pandai membaiki kereta, namakan - Karman
Average dalam golf - Parman
Pandai dlm penulisan - Suratman
Gagah perkasa - Suparman
Boleh mendengar sambil berjalan - Wakiman
Selalu bertanya - Azman (loghat jawa bunyi Asman)
Pandai buat kuih - Paiman
Pakar jualan - Salman
Pakar pasal alam sekitar - JASman (Jab. Alam Sekitar)
Pandai melukis, tulis sajak, nyanyi lagu - Saniman
Doktor gigi - Sugiman
Supaya cepat naik pangkat - Yasman
Bakal kaki pukul dan dera orang - Deraman
Yang ada darah Bengali - Manbai
Pandai organise skim cepat kaya - Pakman (Te' Lo)
Mat rock - Rokman
Jadi polis trafik - Saman
Pakar kunci - Lokman
Baik budi pekerti - Budiman

Ada lagi... ..
Buat kerja ala kadar - A. Kadarisman
Suka bagi orang susah - Sukarman
Suka mengada-ngada - Ngadiman
Dua alam - Herman
Paling tak guna - Koman
Selalu sakit - Deman
Kalau yang kuat berlawan - Ultraman
Yg suka main daun terup poker -Pokemon

Why Firefox is the best porn browser?

2007-07-12T18:45:00.000-07:00

Tabbed browsing, a faster alternative to multi-window browsing.
- When you open a link in a new tab, you can continue reading or clicking links in the original tab while the linked page loads.
- Unlike new browser windows, new tabs open instantly.
- You can quickly open a link in a new tab by Ctrl+clicking or middle-clicking the link.
- You can "undo" accidentally closing a tab.
Control. Firefox blocks unrequested pop-ups and never allows web pages to create hard-to-close full-screen windows. Firefox gives you options to prevent web sites from resizing and focusing windows.
Security. Malicious web sites can never install spyware without your permission. Wank in peace.
Privacy. Everything you might want to clear in order to cover your tracks -- cookies, cache, download history, history -- is in one place in Options. Firefox even provides a "Clear All" button to clear all of this information quickly.
Extensibility. The Pornzilla bookmarklets and extensions can improve your porn surfing experience far beyond what any browser vendor would dare.
New windows open quickly.
When you download a file and Firefox asks you to select a download filename and location, it starts downloading the file while it waits for your response.
You can save video clips quickly by Alt+clicking the (thumbnail) link to the video clip. If you save video clips this way, Firefox won't even prompt you for a filename (unless you select "Ask me where to save every file" in the "Downloads" section of Firefox's Options).
You can control whether videos are displayed in the browser window or saved in the "Downloads" section of Firefox's options.
File > Save As... works for movies being displayed by the Quicktime plug-in.
All visited URLs are shown in location bar autocomplete, so you can quickly see which galleries and which images you've seen within a given site.
While using Firefox, you won't accidentally set a porn image as your desktop wallpaper. (Firefox has a "set as wallpaper" feature, but it asks whether you want the image tiled or stretched, and the dialog has a "Cancel" button.)
Firefox has an image-rendering library called "libpr0n" and a cute, unofficial mascot named Firefox-ko. Firefox grew out the Mozilla Suite, whose codename is "Seamonkey" (see monkey). One of Mozilla's slogans is "free the lizard".

LOL

Ahahah..Fact About JAPAN

2007-07-12T18:40:00.000-07:00

Japan's currency is the Hentai, and is one of the most valuable currencies around the world. Tokyo's main exports are anime, Lolicon, Hello Kitty, Pokémon and Whores. Interestingly enough, those little "Made in Japan" stickers are produced in France. The Japanese economy has suffered a stock market crash recently due to lousy American dubbing infiltrating their pure product. Japan is also known for the development of Methamphetamine in the early 1900s, and in recent years Metal Gear Ac!d™ and Lumines. However, Japan has recently rebounded due to their ability to harness their monsters, and have begun to export other products including Gamera, Godzilla (a.k.a. Godzirra, in local dialects), imitation Mothra, and samll pieces of George Dudya Bush's vomit.

Earlier this century, Japan financed the creation of the "Greater East Asian Co-Prosperity Sphere" which was to incorporate all of East Asia into a single autonomous adult entertainment company, thus strengthening its borders and increasing economic clout. However the plan went down in flames, much like Yamamoto's initial attempt to bring anime to the United States in the 1950s (more groundwork in the form of Nintendo and Yu-Gi-Oh cards was necessary). As Beat poet Kitano Takeshi once observed, "The "Greater East Asian Co-Prosperity Sphere was neither east, nor Asian, nor prosperous, nor a sphere." (lit. WONDERFUL FUN! BIG CRUNCH TIME? 100% SUPER ELBOWS!)

Japan's workforce is also suffering due to a declining birthrate and the export of most manufacturing facilities to places like Malaysia and Newfoundland. The declining birthrate has been linked to the availability of karaoke machines and video games in love hotels, which all too often turn what would have been a night of steamy love-making into an intense Mario session. It is estimated that by the year 20X4, Japan's workforce will consist entirely of newborns or worm-ridden corpses; neither group is thought to possess the skills and technical know-how to continue Japan's reputation as an enlightened technocracy. Researchers project that this will result in the removal of the enlightenment and technology, leaving only debilitating misogyny and sexually deviant porn (see Amsterdam).

Due to unstable exchange rates on Hentai, Japan's economy has suffered in recent years. So dire is the situation, that the dwarf-sized furniture industry has collapsed altogether, and business owners are being forced to find substitutes, like pieces of cheese covered in Pokemon skins. The industry is thus currently dependent on the practice of selling under-aged girls to Yakuza Chefs, whose profitable businesses pay massive amounts to use them as tables.

To improve national morale in the face of economic turmoil, the government plans to capitalize on the success of Hello Kitty by putting "Hello" in front of all Japanese goods and men of power (e.g. "Hello Squat Toilet" and "Hello Junichiro Koizumi".)

here

p/s:lawak siott...

Uncyclopedia Parodi Wikipedia..Lawak siot

2007-07-10T20:17:00.000-07:00

Mat Rempit

Mat Rempits were formerly malay physicists and rocket scientists. However they devolved into sub-intelligent primates somewhere in 1971 and they ride bicycles in the circus. In 1982 they stopped growing tails, they moved on to 70cc motorbikes because they no longer have tails that might get burnt accidentally by the exhaust pipe.

Although they were still retarded during that time(and still are..) they somehow managed to read from university physics textbooks. Through their understanding of friction, they created a super-low-cost-and-fuel-efficient method of riding the motorbikes. The Mat Rempit is Malaysia's super-low-cost-pastime for retards and Malay scientists to show-off their biking skills on the traffic-ridden streets of Kuala Lumpur.

These kids are so desperate, they must do zig zag like a monkey, look backwards at full speed (very important tactic) and suddenly stop at roadside smoking, phone calling, etc. The crazier they drive, the sexier they look, it seems.

Mat Rempits also have been influenced by the western art and media culture, taking up terms such as Superman , Spiderman, Ironman, Cicakman and also Deadman. They start from young, when their dads give them their very first "kapcais" (100cc motorbikes).

However, they are also very patriotic too by waving Malaysian flags all around during Independence Day shouting "Merdeka!", and then ending up under a van.

They are also main contributers to Malaysia's Vision 2020 goal to have a 70 million population through mass rape of gullible Malay teenagers and their fellow Minah Rempits. Their role is absolutely crucial because the population growth of the Chinese and the Indians are grinding to a halt - both due to migration and improved family planning. The government hopes someday to populate the entire streets with crazy-ass Mat Rempits and show the entire world just how responsible Malaysian bikers are.

Rempit styles

The Superman style was create by lying down horizontally on the bike and speeding at 150kmh. Guiness world of records were amazed when they tested the results and found out the this method actually increased the speed by 20% and giving them +2 bonus when evading police roadblocks. The Sailboat method was also a jaw-dropping skill where the rempit stands on the seat of the bike and control the bike via their feet. This method harness the wind's energy and thus lowers fuel consumption and saving enough money to buy drugs and cigarettes, giving them -25% fuel consumption, +10% money saving, +3 bonus when there is a strong wind. Another way is where the rempit does a willy where they will carry the front wheels and ride only on the back wheel. With less surface touching the ground, they manage to lower the friction, this is the most common method and can be found in penang almost every midnight.

The Deadman method is usually found near traffic lights or under a lorry's wheel. Usually rempits will zig-zag in traffic and end up under a lorry or fly across a junction when the traffic light is red at the speed of 120km/h and usually end up colliding with a solid object. This is another common method in rempiting especially among the newbies. However, there is one drawback. This skill is the ultimate skill where the user can only cast it once in their life. After casting it, no cards can be drawn and regrets are not accepted. Loser loses 40 lives and gains a +150% pain bonus and +3 bonus from instant death. If user has helmet, loser only loses 30 lives and gains only 120% pain bonus and +30% chance to get coma.

The Spiderman method is where rempits ride the motorbike in pairs. The pillion rider stands at the back of the seat. The driver gains -20% fuel consumption because the pillion harness the energy form the wind. The pillion rider gets high and starts swinging his hand like a propeller and thus giving the motorbike a +50% speed boost for 8 seconds. During this time, there is a 20% chance that the pillion rider will fall off the bike and suffer broken bones. This is probably the best way to enjoy rempiting if you do not have driving license.

Suntik-Go-Round

This is a favourite past time for Mat Rempits as well as useless half-dead malay zombies. It is a very complex game which includes the elements of football, merry-go-round and monopoly. The main players are referred to as penagih or addicts. A pengedar/distributor will monopolize the field, providing the penagihs with needles and poison to play with.

The addicts inject themselves with poison, and then pass the needle around and wait for their turn. A red card is given when a player of the distributor crosses the line where the police/linesmen will drag them out where the judge/referee will decide their fate. Usually, the distributors will be sent to the slaughter house for providing low quality poison whereas the addicts will be sent to pusat serenti to be trained.Usually addicts will learn martial arts in the pusat serenti where they will graduate and return to society to utilize their skills durring robbery or theft.

Suntik-go-round is very popular and is usually played in abandoned buildings, behind old shoplots, and some residential playground. Playing at 3am in the morning is a must for Mat Rempits because this game will help them concentrate when they ride their motorbike.

Other's Family member of Mat Rempit

Car Rempit - Just like the Mat Rempit but richer with their fully modded cars such as SLK(Smart Little Kancil), Saga Turbo, Beng-Wira, Suck-tria, Wa-Jadi-Lotion or ProtonJunk-2. There are also very wealthy Car Rempits who use super cars such as Civic EG, Toyota Vios, Nissan Sentra or Ferrari Enzo-ciplak. Normally they race in the public road or highway. Besides speeding and drifting they can perform other amazing stunts like the Mat Rempits such as the wheelie, wikang, pacak or even the Superman. Stickers all over the surface and the mirror, GT-Wing or gigantic spoilers are a MUST for their modified cars.

Mat Salleh - The white people from the west are know as Mat Salleh for the villege people. It was believe some of the Mat Rempit ancestor are Mat Salleh. Thurs they sharing the same surname Mat.

Bus Rempit - ex-Mat Rempits who are now working as a bus driver or father of the Mat Rempit. They display the same craziness as the Car Rempits and the Mat Rempits, and much worse. They love to block a 3-lane road to become a bus stop.

Lorry Rempit - Same as the Bus Rempits but they are more furious with their big and powerful vehicles. Lorry Rempits are also known as invisible men as they are always missing after getting involved in a traffic accident

Mat Cemerlang - A licensed or legal Mat Rempit recognized by the Son-in-Law of the Malaysia's Prime Minister a.k.a The next Prime Minister of Malaysia.

Mat Skodeng - Skodeng in Malay means spy which is Malaysia's National Islamic Counsil idea to have our own secret agent a.k.a Mat Skodeng to spy for Tangkap-Basah and the terrorist-USA to protect the Queen Married VI.

Mat Paipon - Mat Paipon (pronounce as Matt Payphone) is a white version of Mat Rempit which can be found under the old bridge of Corrib river in Galway, Ireland. This group of retards people are refugees, after losing to Isaac Newton in a series of bicycle races. Descendants of Mat Paipons are now busy studying physics in order to set a revenge match of bicycle race.

The Minah Rempit

Minah Rempit - the female companion to the Mat Rempit. They act as prostitutes on a motorcycle who craves for a gangbang. Sadly, most of these girls were victims of MRC (Malaysia's Rape Culture), you know lah, 20 years of anti-English education system, clever-clever politicians, Asian value, excessive moral, Datukship, rasuah etc....aaaiiyoh! Fathers, brothers and uncles raped them at age of 12, 10 or even 8, yet these girls dare not make report. What worst is, most raping/incest cases were swept under the carpet, to reduce face-losing, but don't worry Malaysia, it's all Singapore's fault.

LAWAK SIOTTT

Lagi link2 yang lawak

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Emo

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Malay LOL

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Malaysia LOLLL

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Japan

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/TOKIO (MY BOSS MY HERO)

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Indonesia

MAGGIS TERSEKSI DI DUNIA 13SX

2007-07-10T01:56:00.000-07:00

Maggis yang pelik lagi anih serta SEKSI!!!!

Sumber: Isuhangat

Pabila Malaikat Maut Depan Mata....

2007-07-10T01:53:00.000-07:00

Di kisahkan............

Nabi Ibrahim a.s mempunyai sebuah rumah kecil uang khas digunakan untuk beribadat kepada Allah swt. Apabila hendak keluar, rumah itu akan dikunci supaya tida siapa yang boleh masuk dan merosakkan rumah peribadatannya itu. Bagaimanapun, suatu hari Nabi Ibrahim terkejut kerana sebaik measuki rumahnya itu, dia mendapati ada seorang lelaki di dalamnya.

"Siapa kamu yang berani menceroboh rumahku ?" tanya Nabi Ibrahim.
"Aku dimasukkan ke dalam rumah ini oleh tuan empunya rumah ini," jawab lelaki itu, ringkas.

Nabi Ibrahim terdiam. Dia mula terfikir sesuatu.

"Katakan padaku, adakah kamu ini malaikat?"
"Lelaki tersebut menjawab pertanyaannya, "Ya...dan akulah malaikat maut !"

Lantas Nabi Ibrahim bertanya, "Kalau begitu, bolehkah kamu tunjuka padaku akan keadaan wajahmu apabila hendak mencabut nyawa orang lain?"

Berkata malaikat maut, " Berpalinglah kamu dariku buat seketika."

Nabi Ibrahim pun memalingkan mukanya. Beberapa ketika kemudian malaikat maut kembali. Alangkah terperanjatnya Nabi Ibrahim apabila melihat keindahan wajah malaikat maut itu. Wajahnya seperti orang muda, sangat tampan, memakai kain yang cukup cantik dan di saluti bau yang harum semerbak.

Kata Nabi Ibrahim, "Wahai Malaikat maut, jikalau orang mukmin menatap wajahmu saja sebelum mereka mati, maka itu pun sudah cukup bagi mereka."

DELL MALAYSIA VS DELL KOREA

2007-07-10T01:27:00.000-07:00

DELL MALAYSIA

DELL KOREA

This not fair.....heheheh

Hairy Potter? Now?Dua kali lima saja..ahahaha 13SX

2007-07-10T01:20:00.000-07:00

Hoh?Bughoknyer rupa

Hairy Potter Is Desperate for Sex

2007-07-10T01:14:00.000-07:00

Habislah kamu Emma Watson..AHAHHAHA (Kata Hairy)

17-year-old Daniel Radcliffe has announced that he wants to have sex with as many of his adoring female fans as possible

Daniel Radcliffe, the 17-year-old actor that plays Harry Potter, has revealed to the world that he wants to have sex, lots of it, with as many girls as possible, because he is famous and chicks want him. That's basically it. Let's break it down a little. Daniel Radcliffe was chosen out of tens of thousands of little boys to portray the world's famous Harry Potter in the seven movies of the series. That was seven years ago and he has become a true idol in the hearts of kids worldwide ever since. Now some of his fans have grown with him and they can probably understand the hormones that run through Daniel's brain.

But Daniel keeps forgetting something very important. The adventures of the young wizard are so captivating that kids who are unable to read yet are asking their parents to tell them the story of Harry Potter. And they consider him a role model too. I know that the role model bit is not something he wants, but it comes with the stardom status.

And because small children are watching, you can't go out and shout to the world: "Hey everybody, I'm a horndog! Bring on the girls!"

That being said, let's have a closer look at Daniel's sexual desires. He says that he is 17, which makes him too young to settle down. So he wants to have as many relationships with no strings attached. And he doesn't care about the reasons why the girls want to be with him. It makes no difference to him if they like him or if they like that he's an actor. As long that he's getting some, that's fine with him.

Don't kid yourself Daniel: when you say actor you're only talking about your part as Harry Potter. People don't really know what else you did.

He does have one word of caution for his legion of adoring female fans. They can't call him "Harry" in the sack. If that happens, they're out the back door. However, he indicated that it has never happened to him before.

Hey, everybody is entitled to his own opinion, as I am entitled to mine. I have a question. Is it just me or is Daniel Radcliffe using Harry Potter to get some dirty action? And it's not like he is doing this discretely. Hell no! He is advertising himself to the world. The kid practically said: "I play Harry Potter! To those of you girls that dig me, come right in"!

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Lol..pas wat gambar nake8 wat announcement bodo lak
mmg giles la hairy poter nih
hokhok

Pepatah Moden LOL

2007-07-10T01:13:00.001-07:00

Pepatah Moden! Jgn Gunakan Pd Anak2 Zaman Sekarang!
Terlajak perahu boleh diundur, terlajak kereta pun boleh undur, terlajak kapal terbang takde gear reverse, sori.

2. Bersatu kita teguh, bercerai kita kahwin lain.

3. Sudahlah jatuh ditimpa pula tangga lepas tu tercium pulak tahi ayam.

4. Alang-alang mandi biar guna sabun & syampu.

5. Harimau mati meninggalkan belang, isteri mati meninggalkan gelang, suami mati meninggalkan hutang. (Itulah...lain kali jangan suruh suami beli gelang secara hutang)

6. Sebab mulut santan binasa sebab mulut juga... nasi pun habis.

7. Biar putih tulang jangan kuning gigi (gosok, jangan tak gosok tau)

8. Kalau tiada angin masakan pokok bergoyang kecuali kalau ada beruk atas pokok tu.

9. Malang tak berbau tapi kentut boleh berbau walaupun tak berbunyi.

10. Biar mati bini jangan mati anak (boleh kahwin lagi ape)

11. Alang-alang menyeluk perkasam biar sampai kepangkal ketiak.

12. Biar korek hidung jangan korek tabung.

13. Berakit-rakit kehulu, berenang-renang ketepian lama-lama jadi letih.

14. Sayangkan anak tangan-tangankan sayangkan isteri kahwin lagi satu.

15. Kalau padi katakan padi, tidak aku ternanti-nanti, kalau sudi katakan sudi, kalau tak sudi.....boleh blah.......

16. Harapkan pagar, pagar pun tak boleh harap.

17. Tempat jatuh lagikan dikenang inikan pula tempat kena saman.

18. Hujan emas dinegeri orang, hujan batu dinegeri sendiri, kalau macam tu lebih baik tak payah hujan.

19. Biar lambat asalkan perlahan.

20. Kalau tiada rotan, pelempang ajelah....

21. Habis madu, sepah jangan dibuang merata-rata.

22. Carik-carik bulu ayam lama-lama jadi bulu tangkis badminton, pasti ayam kebogelan.

23. Air dicincang takkan putus tapi kalau daging dicincang tandanya ada kenduri

24. Kerbau berpegang pada tali, manusia berpegang gunakan tangan....

25. Pinggan tak retak nasi tak dingin, kalau orang tak hendak tandanya kita tak lawa.

26. Takkan lari gunung dikejar, tapi kalau tak kejar pun gunung tu takkan lari jugak.

27. Patah tumbuh, hilang report polis.

28. Berapa berat mata memandang, berat lagi ahli sukan yang masuk acara angkat berat.

29. Sepandai-pandai tupai melompat akhirnya tak masuk Sukan Olimpik jugak.

30. Kalau ada jarum yang patah jangan disimpan di dalam peti, buang aje beli jarum yang baru.

31. Kalau ada sumur diladang, boleh hamba menumpang mandi, kalau ada umur yang panjang, bolehlah kita kahwin lari.......(nak tak?)

32. Kajang Pak Malau Kajang berlipat, Kajang hamba makan satay Kajang lagi best......

33. Kalau kail panjang sejengkal, belilah kail yang panjang sikit.

34. Kalau takut dilambung ombak janganlah berumah ditepi pantai, buat rumah jauh-jauh sikit dari pantai la ..

35. Pecah kaca pecah gelas, kalau dah pecah tu tak reti-reti nak ganti ke...

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Ia adlh gurauan/rekaan semata2...

Ayumi+hellokitty?

2007-07-09T00:20:00.000-07:00

Yeah...result poli da kuar

2007-07-03T01:29:00.000-07:00

huhuhuhuuh
result poli aku yang tak seberapa for SEM 2 JAN 2007

The Very Best Of Photoshop Ebooks

2007-07-02T22:17:00.000-07:00

The Very Best Of Photoshop Ebooks

Adobe.Photoshop.CS2.Guide

Code:

http://rapidshare.com/files/30536800/Adobe.Photoshop.CS2.Guide.BRUNA.rar

Adobe.Photoshop.CS3-Benutzerhandbuch

Code:

http://rapidshare.com/files/30511584/Adobe.Photoshop.CS3-Benutzerhandbuch.rar

1000.photoshop.tricks

Code:

http://rapidshare.com/files/30503494/1000.photoshop.tricks.BRUNA.rar

Web_Designer's Guide to Adobe Photoshop

Code:

http://rapidshare.com/files/30499200/Web_Designer_s_Guide_to_Adobe_Photoshop.BRUNA.rar

50 Fast Photoshop CS Techniques

Code:

http://rapidshare.com/files/30446019/50_Fast_Photoshop_CS_Techniques.BRUNA.rar

donlot2

Pokemon:Team Rocket

2007-07-01T22:09:00.000-07:00

Team rocket..gogogo

Dirogol BERAMAI2!

2007-06-28T01:06:00.000-07:00

Dirogol BERAMAI2!

kejadian tersebut telah berlaku disebuah
kawasan tempat letak kereta terbuka..

begitu kejam dan sememangnya bersifat kebinatangan...

mangsa telah dirogol beramai-ramai dengan kejamnya dikhalayak tanpa diberi bantuan..

China Made iPhone Look A-Like Surfaced

2007-06-24T08:50:00.000-07:00

Technical Specifications	Apple iPhone	Meizu M8
Photo Comparison To Scale
Screen size	3.5 inches	3.3 inches
Screen resolution	320 by 480	720 by 480
Input method	Multi-touch	Touch Screen
Operating system	Mac OS X	Win CE 6.0
Storage	4GB or 8GB	?
GSM	Quad-band (MHz: 850, 900, 1800, 1900)	GSM+TD-SCMA
Wireless data	Wi-Fi (802.11b/g) + EDGE + Bluetooth 2.0	Bluetooth + TV-Out
CPU	?	ARM11+ Video CODEC
Camera	2.0 megapixels	3.0 megapixels + 0.3 megapixels
Dimensions	115 x 61 x 11.6mm	105 x 57 x 11.5mm
Weight	4.8 ounces / 135 grams	?

Seems like China has a new phone in development that looks pretty much like Apple's iPhone with Touch Screen functionality. It is made by a company called Meizu and it is known as M8. It is smaller than Apple iPhone and thus a smaller screen size of 3.3-inches but just about as thin. The screen resolution is higher at 720x480 compared to 320x480 on the iPhone. M8 is powered by ARM11 processor with video codec that supports 720x480 VGA at 30fps. It runs on Win CE 6.0 OS and has Bluetooth and TV-out functionality. It appears that there are 2 cameras integrated with the back at 3 megapixels and the front at 0.3 mega pixels. It supports both GSM and TD-SDMA network. We will await for more details to be revealed by the developer at this present moment.

p/s:Siot tol...ahahah..sume nak ciplak..ipod pon nk...lawak tol..tp spec lg gempak dari iphone original..giler ahh

Yod'm 3D (3D Effect on your windoze)

2007-06-22T14:14:00.000-07:00

Yod'm 3D

Yet anOther Desktop Manager 3D ( Windows 2000/XP/Vista ) ( DirectX 9 required ) ( Freeware )

Yod'm 3D is a virtual desktop manager with the fashionable effect : the cube

By default, the rotation of the cube is done with the keys CTRL+SHIFT+Arrows :

CTRL+SHIFT+Left/Right = Next/prev desktop

CTRL+SHIFT+Up = Activate and show a "far" view of the current desktop, Left and right to turn the cube

CTRL+SHIFT+Down = Activate and show a "near" view of the current desktop, Left and right to turn the cube

Hold down CTRL+SHIFT to use the mouse to turn the cube.
( The rotation is possible only horizontally )

To move a windows to another desktop :

Click on the title bar of the window (not maximized if possible), hold down
Push CTRL+SHIFT to activate the cube, hold down
When the cube is activated, move the window on left or right
Release CTRL+SHIFT

To change the wallpaper of a desktop :

Just use Windows !
For each desktop, change the wallpaper using the windows display setting.

Switch to another application :

Click on the Yod'm 3D icon in the taskbar, the list of the windows opened in other desktop appear.
Click on the application to switch to the desktop.

Donlot Di sini: LINK

OTAKU SOFTWARE:TOPDESK Vista Flip Effect

2007-06-22T14:10:00.000-07:00

Vista Flip on Windows XP...Cuba hari ini

Switch Between Windows Faster Than Ever Before

TopDesk radically reduces the time you spend switching between tasks by giving you the ability to quickly find the window you want from a thumbnail view.

With a single key press you can instantly view thumbnails of all open windows, display thumbnails of windows belonging to the current application, or hide all windows to quickly access the desktop.

Experience the Closest Thing to Exposé On Windows

The Exposé feature of Mac OS X is regarded by many as the most elegant and user-friendly way to switch between windows, and is considered to be one of the features that sets OS X apart from Microsoft operating systems.

TopDesk brings a Mac OS X Exposé-like experience to Windows XP and Windows Vista.

Bring the "Wow" Of Flip3D to XP and Vista Home Basic

While Flip3D is only available in premium versions on Windows Vista, most Windows XP and Windows Vista Home Basic computer systems are more than capable of running it.

With TopDesk, you can harness the full power of your current hardware and experience Flip3D-like window switching on Windows XP and Windows Vista Home Basic.

Combine the Power Of Flip3D and Traditional Alt-Tab

If you're a Windows Vista user you'll know that Flip3D lacks many of the traditional Alt-Tab features, such as quickly switching between the last two applications, that are second nature to most users.

TopDesk provides you with a Flip3D-like window switching experience that still behaves like traditional Alt-Tab switching.

Enjoy the Benefits of Flip3D Without Aero

Windows Vista only lets you use Flip3D when the new Aero interface is enabled, but many users are forced to disable Aero to improve performance.

TopDesk gives you a Flip3D-like window switching experience that works even when Aero is disabled.

Features and Benefits

TopDesk dramatically enhances your window switching experience, allowing you to:

Swiftly select a window from an Exposé-like or Flip3D-like view thumbnail view of all windows, including minimized windows.
Rapidly switch between an application's windows using a thumbnail view of all windows that belong to the current application.
Instantly access the desktop by hiding all windows.
Find windows faster by displaying window thumbnail titles.
Manage your windows by closing, minimizing, and restoring window thumbnails.
Configure the user inputs that display window thumbnails, and change window thumbnail and performance settings.
Quickly drag-and-drop items by holding them over window thumbnails.
Display window thumbnails on multiple monitors.

Dapatkan di sini: LINK

Extend your mobile phone's battery life

2007-06-21T06:38:00.001-07:00

Tip : Features and settings

Nowadays phones have a tonne of functions and all of them drain battery power, so if you don't need something, switch it off. Some phones provide ways of saving energy by putting the phone in standby mode or turning off non-essential features when idle. You can usually make any changes to your phone's features via the 'Settings' or 'Tools' section in the menu. Almost every modern feature on a mobile phone puts a strain on the battery and while batteries are improving, they're still not good enough to support all the features available on modern mobile phones for long periods of time.

Turn off your Bluetooth when you're not using it
One of the most infamous battery-draining culprits is Bluetooth, which can be left on unintentionally. Bluetooth is a radio standard that can receive and transmit information, but to do this it consumes battery power. Unless you're using a Bluetooth headset, transferring files or sending information to someone, then you should turn it off and only use it when you need to.

You can usually turn Bluetooth off in the 'Settings' section of the menu. Here we have done it on a Nokia mobile phone.

Lower your screen's brightness
Another feature that you should keep an eye on is your screen's brightness. Some phones adjust the display's brightness automatically according to the ambient light, but most don't. The majority of mobile phone displays will be set to full brightness when you first switch them on and, unless you change it manually, they will stay on that setting.

You don't usually need full brightness to view the screen properly and setting it as low as possible will save plenty of energy. Some phones also have an option letting you adjust how long the backlight stays on for. It's best to keep the backlight on for as short an amount of time as possible, so turn it down to around 15 seconds, or less if possible.

You can change screen brightness in the 'Settings' section of the menu. Here we have done it on a Sony Ericsson mobile phone. Reducing screen brightness will save battery life, but make sure you can still see it in daylight.

Keep it plain and keep it quiet
Screensavers and moving wallpapers may look pretty but they use up battery power, so turn them off. A loud ring and the vibrate mode also use up a lot of power, so turn down the volume and turn off the vibrate mode if you don't need it.

Watch out for GPRS, 3G and Wi-Fi
Other features that drain power but aren't featured on every phone are 3G connectivity and Wi-Fi adaptors. You should be able to turn off a Wi-Fi adaptor and switch from 3G to GSM in the 'Connectivity' section of your mobile's menu. If you enjoy browsing the Web on a GPRS connection, make sure you set the GPRS connection to 'only when needed' so that it turns itself off when you stop using it.

Use your phone sparingly and turn it off when you don't need it
If you restrict your phone usage to text messaging or phone calls and turn it off when you don't need it, your battery will last much longer. It may be fun playing games or browsing the Web at the bus stop, but your battery will have run out by the time you get to work.

Lahirnya Linux Ubuntu Muslim Edition

2007-06-21T06:33:00.000-07:00

UbuntuME adalah singkatan dari Ubuntu Muslim Edition. Ubuntu Muslim Edition adalah software bebas (free), sistem operasi sumber terbuka yang berbasis distro popular Ubuntu Linux.

Apakah keistimewaan Ubuntu Muslim Edition ini? Ia adalah satu-satu sistem operasi di dunia yang mengintegrasikan perisian Islam seperti waktu solat peralatan pembelajaran Quran, penapisan kandungan internet dan lain-lain. Edisi istimewa ubuntu ini begitu unik dengan pembaikan GUI, skrin awal yang kemas, GDM login, kertas didnding berunsur Islam dan Firefox bookmark untuk komuniti Muslim.

Apa itu Ubuntu?

Ubuntu adalah distribusi Linux yang popular saat ini, direkabentuk dengan tujuan untuk menggantikan Microsoft Windows sebagai sistem operasi yang paling banyak digunakan di dunia.

Ubuntu dibangunkan dari komponen yang keseluruhannya bersifat “open source”, dengan modifikasi utama untuk kemudahan penggunaan dan menghijrahkan pengguna komputer yang telah terbiasa menggunakan Microsoft Windows, sebagaimana boleh dilihat disini. Nama Ubuntu berasal dari Bahasa Zulu yang berarti kemanusiaan, yang telah meresap kedalam budaya masyarakat Afrika Selatan sebagai “penghargaan bagi setiap individu”.

Apa itu Ubuntu Muslim Edition?

Ubuntu Muslim Edition adalah kumpulan program yang memberi ciri Islamik bagi distribusi Ubuntu dengan menambahkan perisian Islami (jadual solat, program pembelajaran Alquran, penapisan kandungan internet, dll.) disamping mengubah penampilannya agar lebih tampak Islamik.

Mengapa dibuat “Muslim Edition”?

Ubuntu adalah distribusi yang canggih, mudah digunakan oleh pengguna awam, menyertakan aplikasi popular untuk Internet, perniagaan, pengolah gambar, dan video. Pengguna muslim tentu akan bersyukur bila distribusi ini sudah secara automatik mempunyai aplikasi Islami dan dokongan bantu lainnya.

Pemasangan

Mula-mula anda hendaklah memasang Ubuntu samada versi Ubuntu Feisty (7.04), Dapper (6.06) atau Edgy (6.10).

Anda boleh membaca tutorial ini untuk bantuan pemasangannya.

Source:http://mieji.wordpress.com/2007/05/20/lahirnya-linux-ubuntu-muslim-edition/

Good Charlotte:Good Morning Revival

2007-06-19T01:02:00.000-07:00

"Good Morning Revival" – 0:56 (Joel Madden, Benji Madden)
"Misery" - 3:49 (Benji Madden, Joel Madden, Don Gilmore)
"The River" - 3:15 (Benji Madden, Joel Madden)
"Dance Floor Anthem" - 4:04 (Benji Madden, Joel Madden, Don Gilmore)
"Keep Your Hands Off My Girl" - 3:25 (Benji Madden, Joel Madden)
"Victims of Love" - 3:45 (Joel Madden, Benji Madden, Don Gilmore)
"Where Would We Be Now" - 3:58 (Billy Martin, Joel Madden, Benji Madden)
"Break Apart Her Heart" - 3:19 (Benji Madden, Joel Madden, Don Gilmore, Paul Thomas)
"All Black" - 4:19 (Benji Madden, Joel Madden, Don Gilmore)
"Beautiful Place" - 3:50 (Benji Madden, Joel Madden, Don Gilmore)
"Something Else" - 3:19 (Benji Madden, Joel Madden, Don Gilmore)
"Broken Hearts Parade" - 3:15 (Joel Madden, Benji Madden, Don Gilmore)
"March On" - 3:11 (Benji Madden, Joel Madden, Don Gilmore)
"dan's the best" -4:44 {joel madden, benji madden, paul thomas}

Direk Link...Donlot ekk
http://vivid-labs.com/uploads/GCGMR.rar

Koda Kumi: FREAKY Full Single

2007-06-18T22:38:00.000-07:00

Vista Start Menu v 2.3 SE

2007-06-17T23:42:00.000-07:00

Vista start menu software kat win xp pon ley run gak
ahahahah
best gak
simple n menarik
donlot di sini:

http://www.vistastartmenu.com/index.html

Kelly Clarkson - My December

2007-06-17T06:09:00.000-07:00

Album baru Kelly Clarkson - My December
Sila2

01. Never Again
02. One Minute
03. Hole
04. Sober
05. Don't Waste Your Time
06. Judas
07. Haunted
08. Be Still
09. Maybe
10. How I Feel
11. Yeah
12. Can I Have a Kiss?
13. Irvine
14. Chivas [Hidden Track]

http://www.mediafire.com/?bhi5zjjzzcb
atau
http://www.sendspace.com/file/ulbyy6

Woman??

2007-06-17T06:07:00.000-07:00

YEAH2
tepat sekali..sekian sahaja formula best ako harinih.ahahah

Bideo Lawak N Best

2007-06-15T03:47:00.000-07:00

ahahaha...sdang aku berjalan2 kat forum tibe2 terjumpe vid nih

Peghhhh...terer dowhh

ni lak video Paris IN Jaill

Mobie:The Hills Have Eyes 2

2007-06-15T02:47:00.000-07:00

Movie synopsis:
The sequel to the 2006 horror re-make, "The Hills Have Eyes," which grossed over $41 million at the domestic box office, is written by horror legend Wes Craven and Jonathan Craven and will be directed by Martin Weisz. The storyline follows a group of young National Guard trainees who are attacked by mutants during a training mission in the New Mexico desert.

Starring

Jessica Stroup, Reshad Strik, Michael McMillian, Daniella Alonso, Lee Thompson Young, Ben Crowley, Eric Edelstein, Michael Bailey Smith, David Reynolds, Derek Mears, Tyrell Kemlo, Javier Nieto, G?sp?r Szab?, Jeff Kober, Jay Acovone, Archie Kao, Philip Pavel

Hokhok
best mubi nih

Donlot la..jgn memalu:

http://rapidshare.com/files/34067051/xvid-thhe2.001
http://rapidshare.com/files/34066783/xvid-thhe2.002
http://rapidshare.com/files/34066829/xvid-thhe2.003
http://rapidshare.com/files/34066824/xvid-thhe2.004
http://rapidshare.com/files/34066804/xvid-thhe2.005
http://rapidshare.com/files/34066973/xvid-thhe2.006
http://rapidshare.com/files/34066919/xvid-thhe2.007

p/s:Guna HJ Split software ntuk joinkan files

Apple Safari 3 BETA da kuar!!

2007-06-14T10:55:00.000-07:00

Oh yeahhh.....nampaknyer slpas Itune kat windoze..Apple kuarkan satu lagi software for windoze.ahahahah..nmpak mcm best ajer...laju

Blazing Performance
Safari is the fastest web browser on any platform.
Elegant User Interface
Safari’s clean look lets you focus on the web — not your browser.
Easy Bookmarks
Organize your bookmarks just like you organize music in iTunes.
Pop-up Blocking
Say goodbye to annoying pop-up ads and pop-under windows.
Inline Find
Search any text on any website with the integrated Find banner.
Tabbed Browsing
Open and switch between multiple web pages in a single window.

SnapBack
Instantly snap back to search results or the top level of a website.
Forms AutoFill
Let Safari complete online forms for you, automatically and securely.
Built-in RSS
RSS tells you when new content is added to your favorite sites.
Resizable Text Fields
Resize text fields on any website: Just grab the corner and drag.
Private Browsing
Keep your online activities private with a single click.
Security
Apple engineers designed Safari to be secure from day one.

Dapatkan Safari anda di sini:
http://www.apple.com/safari/download/
8MB jerkk

Kenangan Ter Indah??? erkkk

2007-06-14T07:05:00.000-07:00

YEAHHH!!!! KEEP ROCKIN BEBEH!!!

Akupon taktau mcm ne leh tersnap gambar nih
hokhokhok
Lawak siottt...jeng2..bebi boi nak buat ape tu kat tyra
ahahaha

Otaila tuh konon...ahahahaha

Sembahyanglah kamu sebelum kamu disembahyangkan...
huhuuhuh...demo mengkapankan mayat

hokhok
sape lah tuh tidow time lect ngajow
depan dari kiri>Mat Pet dan azumi
blakang dari kiri>Sepul dan abangnya Irsyad
wakakakak

7" Mobile PC from Asus

2007-06-14T06:52:00.000-07:00

aku nak pc mcm ni
huhuuhuhuh

To accommodate the increasing total Internet computing demands as well as growing number of users, both young and old, ASUS has launched the Eee PC to provide users with a new mobile Internet experience like never before.

This is a new line of PCs that focuses on providing users with the most comprehensive Internet application based on three Es: Easy to learn, work, play; Excellent Internet experience and Excellent mobile computing experience, and hence the product name of Eee PC.

The Eee PC offers two modes of intuitive user interface design: the easy mode and the full desktop mode in order to accommodate both experienced and inexperienced PC users. The Eee PC is also Windows XP compatible.

Built-in WLAN connectivity allows users to stay connected for dynamic Internet usage on the go. With the Eee PC empowers users to share photos without waiting till one gets home; connect face to face with just a few clicks.

The 7” Eee PC 701 weighs at a featherlight 0.89 kg, with large flash-based storage capacity and built-in webcam for compact mobility with wireless freedom. The special solid-state disc design based on built-in flash-memory gives the Eee PC a great shock-proof advantage over traditional notebook PCs allowing extra flexibility and a worry free mobile computing experience.

Spec dier yg besh

Display：7"

CPU & Chipset: Intel mobile CPU & chipset

OS: Linux/ Microsoft Windows XP compatible

Communication: 10/100 Mbps Ethernet; 56K modem

WLAN: WiFi 802.11b/g

Graphic: Intel UMA

Memory: 512MB, DDR2-400

Storage: 4/ 8/ 16GB Flash

Webcam: 300K pixel video camera

Audio: Hi-Definition Audio CODEC; Built-in stereo speaker; Built-in microphone

Battery Life: 3hrs (4 cells: 5200mAh, 2S2P)

Dimension & Weight: 22.5 x 16.5 x 2.1~3.5cm, 0.89kg

p/s:Bapak bosan duk umah cuti2 nih...hokhokhok

Yeahhh....aku da bebasss!!!

2007-06-12T23:00:00.000-07:00

aahahahah.....exam final da habis for SEM2..pasni LI la plak...ahahahah
best2
cuti 7 bulan........
selamat tinggal poli kuuuu